Drumsicle
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Thank you Netflix, but I already know how to drain my dragon.
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Thank you Netflix, but I already know how to drain my dragon.
You put the sewer into connoisseur.
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
You put the sewer into connoisseur.
Punxsutawney Phil McCracken.
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Punxsutawney Phil McCracken.
A Luther Vandross tribute album by Don Knotts call, “Atta Boy, Luther!!”
February 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A Luther Vandross tribute album by Don Knotts call, “Atta Boy, Luther!!”
You put the turd into custard.
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 PM
You put the turd into custard.
I think Oprah should open a Greek restaurant where the servers yell “Oprah!” instead of Opa.
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I think Oprah should open a Greek restaurant where the servers yell “Oprah!” instead of Opa.
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Do you have what it takes to make a real difference in the world? If not, we're hiring.
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Do you have what it takes to make a real difference in the world? If not, we're hiring.
A new movie called Melania opens Friday. Which Marvel character is she?
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
A new movie called Melania opens Friday. Which Marvel character is she?
Werther’s Original Heights.
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Werther’s Original Heights.
Bangor? I barely know her!
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Bangor? I barely know her!
Heard a commercial for Redo Cabinets and thought they said Redo Candice.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Heard a commercial for Redo Cabinets and thought they said Redo Candice.
Let’s effen goo! Medicated Goo!
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Let’s effen goo! Medicated Goo!
A body cleansing delivery service called, DoorDouche.
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
A body cleansing delivery service called, DoorDouche.
With the price of beef these days, you most certainly may meat me.
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
With the price of beef these days, you most certainly may meat me.
An Asian restaurant called, Thank God It’s Fried Rice.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
An Asian restaurant called, Thank God It’s Fried Rice.
Like your ex-girlfriend’s, the Illinois/Tennessee game is all tied up.
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Like your ex-girlfriend’s, the Illinois/Tennessee game is all tied up.
Beat Bobby’s Filet.
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Beat Bobby’s Filet.
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
Batman Returns a Xmas Present For Store Credit.
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Batman Returns a Xmas Present For Store Credit.
The No Manchild Left Behind Act
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The No Manchild Left Behind Act
Why’d they call it oral sex and not thigh food?
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why’d they call it oral sex and not thigh food?
Let’s normalize lip filler reduction therapy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Let’s normalize lip filler reduction therapy.