I will not stand for this Fox Hunt erasure

Forgot to official recognize yesterday's 10 year anniversary of WrestleMania 31, which included these top three moments

3- Sting's only WM match

2- The only-ever WM main event MITB cash-in

1- @brelston.bsky.social getting busted open hardway after the party bus hosts whipped a tallboy at his head

When I turn down playing Fortnite with younger relatives on Christmas and have to suggest an alternative

This finally got to me on my 50th rewatch of A Christmas Story. I cannot fathom how the Parkers need 10 items plugged in just one room. MAYBE two light fixtures, a radio, Christmas tree lights, a leg lamp… what else? Are they leaving electric trains plugged in all day? Is there one outlet per floor?

At least once a year, I will think about this caption from @pseudobread.bsky.social and have a little chuckle

I know Charlie Brown is worried about the commercialization of the holiday season in his Christmas Special, but I feel like that entire universe should be more concerned that children yelling a commonly-used phrase have the ability to just Fus Ro Dah the shit out anyone in their path.

Or, hear me out…

lol, I was gonna tell you my witty observation about using a bumper/trigger when told to “press any button”… turns out I did four years ago!