MC
@drshrimppr.bsky.social
-Enjoyer of shitposting
-Dabble in being radicalized by end stage capitalism before bedtime
-Dabble in being radicalized by end stage capitalism before bedtime
Hey Siri, how many turds are buried in national parks?
May 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey Siri, how many turds are buried in national parks?
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"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."
- companies who made your favorite stuff
- companies who made your favorite stuff
March 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."
- companies who made your favorite stuff
- companies who made your favorite stuff
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February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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Dr.Pepper is a woman and you can’t tell me otherwise.
January 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dr.Pepper is a woman and you can’t tell me otherwise.
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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
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missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 PM
missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
Does anybody else wash their hands in public like a doctor to flex on strangers or out of fear people think you’re dirty?
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Does anybody else wash their hands in public like a doctor to flex on strangers or out of fear people think you’re dirty?