Dr. Satanicus
@drsatanicus.bsky.social
Welcome to my uncensored stream of consciousness.
Cat dad | Plant dad | Dead dad | ARPG lover | D&D DM | irl DM | Software Engineer | Horror and Metal |
Cat dad | Plant dad | Dead dad | ARPG lover | D&D DM | irl DM | Software Engineer | Horror and Metal |
@altnps.bsky.social Nothing big in the grand scheme of things, but i was surprised to see Sequoia giving out paper receipts today without a request for visitor center purchases. #SaveTheTreesRight?
June 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
@altnps.bsky.social Nothing big in the grand scheme of things, but i was surprised to see Sequoia giving out paper receipts today without a request for visitor center purchases. #SaveTheTreesRight?
Delay, Deny, Defend might be getting taken off of shelves and Amazon, but you can still read it online!
December 6, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Delay, Deny, Defend might be getting taken off of shelves and Amazon, but you can still read it online!
CEOs yearn for lessons written in blood.
BREAKING: CNN has just announced that Anthem REVERSED its decision to cap anesthesia for surgery, in all 3 states they proposed: New York, Connecticut and Missouri.
Public outcry still counts. SHARE EVERYWHERE and thank you to everyone for speaking out!🙏💜
Public outcry still counts. SHARE EVERYWHERE and thank you to everyone for speaking out!🙏💜
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
CEOs yearn for lessons written in blood.
When the separation of church and state dissolves, use it to put the fear of God back into the elites' hearts.
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
When the separation of church and state dissolves, use it to put the fear of God back into the elites' hearts.
My LimeWire wrapped was just my SSN a bunch of times???
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 PM
My LimeWire wrapped was just my SSN a bunch of times???
Remember remember the 4th of December...
December 5, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Remember remember the 4th of December...
All I hear people talk about is how no one wants to work anymore. Wait until you've deported immigrants, and there's no one who wants to do hard manual labor in the fields. Not to mention, the food trade with our neighboring countries is about to go to shit. Starvation is a weapon of war.
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 AM
All I hear people talk about is how no one wants to work anymore. Wait until you've deported immigrants, and there's no one who wants to do hard manual labor in the fields. Not to mention, the food trade with our neighboring countries is about to go to shit. Starvation is a weapon of war.
How in the hell is my university class average a 46%?! People are spending way too much money to not be trying harder than that.
I have a 100% btw.
I have a 100% btw.
December 3, 2024 at 8:07 AM
How in the hell is my university class average a 46%?! People are spending way too much money to not be trying harder than that.
I have a 100% btw.
I have a 100% btw.
Give me a life that I don't need a vacation from.
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Give me a life that I don't need a vacation from.
Willpower is an exhaustible resource. Remember to set realistic goals and not to overdo it.
December 2, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Willpower is an exhaustible resource. Remember to set realistic goals and not to overdo it.
If you believed in your baby daddy all these years, you can let the kids believe in Santa.
December 1, 2024 at 10:13 PM
If you believed in your baby daddy all these years, you can let the kids believe in Santa.
I'd imagine shitting with a hairy ass is like trying to eat ice cream through a broom.
December 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I'd imagine shitting with a hairy ass is like trying to eat ice cream through a broom.
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[gynecologist* joke]
Me: “Doctor, can I get an STD in a public restroom?” Gynecologist*: “Sure, but there are much more comfortable places.”
*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.
Me: “Doctor, can I get an STD in a public restroom?” Gynecologist*: “Sure, but there are much more comfortable places.”
*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.
November 30, 2024 at 9:23 PM
[gynecologist* joke]
Me: “Doctor, can I get an STD in a public restroom?” Gynecologist*: “Sure, but there are much more comfortable places.”
*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.
Me: “Doctor, can I get an STD in a public restroom?” Gynecologist*: “Sure, but there are much more comfortable places.”
*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.
Reposted by Dr. Satanicus
Nobody talks about the fact that after using the restroom, you wash your hands with soap, but your shitty ass just gets some paper or water to tide you over to the next shower.
#FilthyAssesEverywhere
#FilthyAssesEverywhere
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Nobody talks about the fact that after using the restroom, you wash your hands with soap, but your shitty ass just gets some paper or water to tide you over to the next shower.
#FilthyAssesEverywhere
#FilthyAssesEverywhere
The monsters in my peripherals must be shy. They're never there when I turn to say hi.
November 30, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The monsters in my peripherals must be shy. They're never there when I turn to say hi.