Who needs choking when you can have v fib?

Omg yes please. You’d be amazing - a total rock star

I used to feel like I didn’t belong in expensive shops and restaurants and hotels until I realized very wealthy people are a bunch of slobs who think it’s ok to pick their noses in public and wipe it on the seat cushions

It’s the ultimate privilege to literally not have to make an effort at anything at all. Extreme wealth buys carte blanche to be as sloppy and uncivilized and sociopathic as you want

Part of my nighttime routine is tea. Such a good cozy wind down

Theee are incredible!!!!!

Like even if we don’t want to touch it we are

😮

Yes please

Jesus

😞 I’m sorry!! I hope you get better soon! I definitely empathize having been non-weight-bearing for 6 weeks because of my broken ankle and my left leg is still weirdly smaller than the right, but it took less time than I thought to regain fitness so I wish that for you too!