Brandon Marcellis
drprocket.bsky.social
Brandon Marcellis
@drprocket.bsky.social
Former STH, but still a big Cubs fan. Love the Bulls even if they hate me. Former Bears super fan. Tech and Politics are my jam. Baseball is the Best.
Pinned
If we lose both Adbert and Tauchman this week I may be wrecked and have to watch this approximately 1 million times
No updates in over an hour, I hope @brett-taylor.bsky.social is awake
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Sure, let's do this.
For every like I'll do a Cubs prospect I got wrong.
For every repost I'll do a Cubs prospect I got right.
Seeing a bunch of these "for every like" posts, so for mine I'll do for every like I'll do a prospect I got wrong. That'll be fun and destroy my confidence!
July 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Should have signed with the Cubs
Alex Bregman vs Jacob Webb
#DirtyWater

Flyout 💢

Exit velo: 97.5 mph
Launch angle: 28 deg
Proj. distance: 382 ft

This would have been a home run at Wrigley Field and nowhere else

BOS (1) @ TEX (2)
🔺 2nd
March 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Don't love posting personal stuff on socials but feel like I need to try and use my platform to help a friends. A close buddy who I'd known since grade school died suddenly over the weekend. Anything you could spare to help his fam would be appreciated www.gofundme.com/f/support-cr...
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March 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My solution to the NBA tanking problem: all 22 teams that don't make it to the 2nd round are eligible for the lottery. Each team has the same odds. Top 4 picks are part of the lottery, picks 5-22 in order of record. Cannot have a top 10 pick more than 2 years in a row.
February 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Excited to hear there's a @ryan-herrera.bsky.social and @herblawrence.bsky.social POD is coming. There are still good things happening in the world.
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I challenge anyone to come up with a better trade for Dallas. Trading Luka is franchise maleficence. However if you trade him there's not much better you can do.
February 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm sad
The Mets and RHP Adbert Alzolay agreed to a minors deal, league sources told The Athletic. It’s a two-year deal; Alzolay had Tommy John surgery last year.
January 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tom Ricketts energy
January 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. Have a job
2. Physics
3. Aerospace Engineering
4. Engineering in the automation field, would change if I ever figured it out
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. Not be poor
2. Comp Sci
3. No change
4. Software Engineer until I get laid off, then I'll probably try something else and be poor
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. History teacher
2. History (and then a Masters in Teaching)
3. Didn’t waver
4. Marketing and business analysis in book publishing
January 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just dropped over 600 follow on X basically just kept my friends, Shams and Passan. Feels so good.
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No wonder they banned it
January 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My prediction for the Cubs at the Winter Meetings. Sign a catcher (looks like Kelly) the. Sign a couple relievers with one of them being fairly significant. Then really slow down the rest of the winter and let things come to them.
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I'm sad once again
If we lose both Adbert and Tauchman this week I may be wrecked and have to watch this approximately 1 million times
November 23, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Was hoping stayed, just for the freakout
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Me around 7:05 tonight waiting for the Cubs to send out roster changes.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I've been waiting almost 5 years for this moment. iPad still works so I'm happy @jerryrigeverything.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Cubs nerds assemble. Check, I am one of said nerds
@JeffPassan tweeted
The Chicago Cubs are hiring Tyler Zombro as a special assistant, sources tell ESPN. Zombro, 30, has become one of baseball’s preeminent pitching trainers at Tread Athletics, and he’ll work in all areas of Chicago’s organization to help improve the performance of the Cubs’ arms.
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Cubs nerds assemble. Check, I am one of said nerds
@JeffPassan tweeted
The Chicago Cubs are hiring Tyler Zombro as a special assistant, sources tell ESPN. Zombro, 30, has become one of baseball’s preeminent pitching trainers at Tread Athletics, and he’ll work in all areas of Chicago’s organization to help improve the performance of the Cubs’ arms.
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM