I don't have a dog in this fight. In fact *pulls gun* these dogs are coming with me.

*taps the sign*

This viral post on the US Institute of Peace is worth your time

"Basically your whole job is to spell."
—my 8yo, demanding help with his homework

Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous. 

Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!

Of course Greg Roman has QB runs on his 2 pt play list with a QB dealing with multiple injuries

Did Cris Collinsworth just try and say Kelce being slow is good, and that being fast is bad?

🫡🫡🫡 @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social

idk if this clip has made it to bluesky yet

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

Trump spent Thanksgiving sitting like a schlub at Mar-a-Lago while Kamala Harris spent the day prepping food for underprivileged DC’s school children.

If you think I’d regret my vote for her for one second you are out of your mind.

My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen

The way I’d put it is…a not insignificant portion of the internet—and the world, I guess—defines themselves not by the things they do and love, but their opposition to others. When you take that away, they’re bereft of purpose.

the only time a recipe should be preceded by a life story is if that story is about how you personally wrestled this turkey chili recipe from, like, the cold undead hands of a vampire lord who had been plaguing your ancestors for centuries. otherwise stop it, just stop, no one cares

First Bluesky post (a picture of my dog)