Mike
@drmike29.bsky.social
> Correctional officer.
Psych major @WSU. Go Cougs!
Single dad to a toddler under 2, living in a camper with two dogs. Running on caffeine, childhood trauma, and the unshakeable delusion that this year will be the Cowboys' year.
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“Mom, what’s for Thanksgiving?”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Mom, what’s for Thanksgiving?”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
Does anyone in this administration know how to read? Both studies being used to support the claim that tylenol causes autism both clearly found there was not enough evidence to support this claim. "Correlation is not causation" is one of the most basic concepts in science. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Does anyone in this administration know how to read? Both studies being used to support the claim that tylenol causes autism both clearly found there was not enough evidence to support this claim. "Correlation is not causation" is one of the most basic concepts in science. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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September 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
POV: You finally go to therapy… and your therapist is Sigmund Freud reincarnated as a unicorn. 🦄
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
POV: You finally go to therapy… and your therapist is Sigmund Freud reincarnated as a unicorn. 🦄
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
Donald Trump is highly CONFLICTED and must resign immeadiately. There is no other solution to the problem. Thank you for your attention to this problem!
August 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Donald Trump is highly CONFLICTED and must resign immeadiately. There is no other solution to the problem. Thank you for your attention to this problem!
Not sure this is something to proud of JD. 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not sure this is something to proud of JD. 🤔
I'm no expert but pretty sure official government social media should't be posting memes. 🤔 Can we hire some adults to run the country?
August 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm no expert but pretty sure official government social media should't be posting memes. 🤔 Can we hire some adults to run the country?
So is South Park gonna sue for copywrite infringement? Also I thought MAGA said the show wasn't relevant anymore 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So is South Park gonna sue for copywrite infringement? Also I thought MAGA said the show wasn't relevant anymore 🤔
Defend the Homeland? Sounds an awful lot like a Nazi slogan. 🤔 Guess it makes sense coming from Modern Day Hitler but why are we allowing this to continue?
August 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Defend the Homeland? Sounds an awful lot like a Nazi slogan. 🤔 Guess it makes sense coming from Modern Day Hitler but why are we allowing this to continue?
So 12 yrs later, now renaming a football team is the biggest problem in our country? 🤔 Trump should consider taking his own advice. 🤣
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So 12 yrs later, now renaming a football team is the biggest problem in our country? 🤔 Trump should consider taking his own advice. 🤣
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This is SO FUNNY
Elmo’s singing his song about Trump’s defunding PBS thank you to the late show
Somehow, I missed this so I had to share
youtu.be/fYfk7AeQMIs?...
Elmo’s singing his song about Trump’s defunding PBS thank you to the late show
Somehow, I missed this so I had to share
youtu.be/fYfk7AeQMIs?...
Elmo Drops A Trump Diss Track
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is SO FUNNY
Elmo’s singing his song about Trump’s defunding PBS thank you to the late show
Somehow, I missed this so I had to share
youtu.be/fYfk7AeQMIs?...
Elmo’s singing his song about Trump’s defunding PBS thank you to the late show
Somehow, I missed this so I had to share
youtu.be/fYfk7AeQMIs?...
I got a better idea how about he releases the Epstein List and stops trying to distract people with things he has absolutely no control of nor does anyone want.
Trump threatens to block a new stadium deal for the Washington Commanders unless the team changes its name back to the Redskins.
July 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I got a better idea how about he releases the Epstein List and stops trying to distract people with things he has absolutely no control of nor does anyone want.
I'm not anti-patriotic but I can't take listening to one more person tell me how great this stupid bill is. 🙄 I'm staying in for the night fireworks will be there next year.
July 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm not anti-patriotic but I can't take listening to one more person tell me how great this stupid bill is. 🙄 I'm staying in for the night fireworks will be there next year.
The state of the country today 🙄
July 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The state of the country today 🙄
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DeSantis always trying to out do Abbott
Two dickless fucks 🤷♂️🖕
Two dickless fucks 🤷♂️🖕
July 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
DeSantis always trying to out do Abbott
Two dickless fucks 🤷♂️🖕
Two dickless fucks 🤷♂️🖕
So Trump just started a war broke international law and the constitution and announced the whole thing on social media. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Wtf is this country coming too?
The United States bombed multiple nuclear sites in Iran, President Donald Trump announced in a social media post. nbcnews.app.link/5tE99ktroUb
June 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So Trump just started a war broke international law and the constitution and announced the whole thing on social media. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Wtf is this country coming too?
Not a Dodgers fan. But Lets Go Dodgers!
The Los Angeles Dodgers said they denied federal immigration officials access to the area around the team’s stadium on Thursday morning.
The news comes hours after The Athletic reported the team’s plans to announce assistance to immigrants impacted by recent militarized raids.
The news comes hours after The Athletic reported the team’s plans to announce assistance to immigrants impacted by recent militarized raids.
June 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not a Dodgers fan. But Lets Go Dodgers!
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New book drop…
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
New book drop…
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So wait he's trying to force Apple to make Iphones in America but his company will be in China because it's cheaper. Sounds like someone is using his position as President to hurt competitors. 🤔
The Trump Organization’s newly announced smartphone will most likely be made in China, experts say, despite claims that the device will be manufactured in the U.S.
Trump's $499 smartphone will likely be made in China
“There is no way the phone was designed from scratch and there is no way it is going to be assembled in the U.S. or completely manufactured in the U.S.,” one expert said.
nbcnews.to
June 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So wait he's trying to force Apple to make Iphones in America but his company will be in China because it's cheaper. Sounds like someone is using his position as President to hurt competitors. 🤔
Justice for Gilbert 💔
June 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Justice for Gilbert 💔