Mike
@drmike29.bsky.social
> Correctional officer.
Psych major @WSU. Go Cougs!
Single dad to a toddler under 2, living in a camper with two dogs. Running on caffeine, childhood trauma, and the unshakeable delusion that this year will be the Cowboys' year.
POV: You finally go to therapy… and your therapist is Sigmund Freud reincarnated as a unicorn. 🦄
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
POV: You finally go to therapy… and your therapist is Sigmund Freud reincarnated as a unicorn. 🦄
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
He’s stroking his beard like, “Tell me about your mother,” while you’re on the couch like, “Doc… it’s hard enough keeping the crowd hyped when we’re down 21 in the first.”
#Freudicorn #GoCougs
Donald Trump is highly CONFLICTED and must resign immeadiately. There is no other solution to the problem. Thank you for your attention to this problem!
August 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Donald Trump is highly CONFLICTED and must resign immeadiately. There is no other solution to the problem. Thank you for your attention to this problem!
Not sure this is something to proud of JD. 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not sure this is something to proud of JD. 🤔
Did someone tell her they are making fun of her? I think the joke went over her head 🤣
August 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Did someone tell her they are making fun of her? I think the joke went over her head 🤣
I'm no expert but pretty sure official government social media should't be posting memes. 🤔 Can we hire some adults to run the country?
August 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm no expert but pretty sure official government social media should't be posting memes. 🤔 Can we hire some adults to run the country?
So is South Park gonna sue for copywrite infringement? Also I thought MAGA said the show wasn't relevant anymore 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So is South Park gonna sue for copywrite infringement? Also I thought MAGA said the show wasn't relevant anymore 🤔
Defend the Homeland? Sounds an awful lot like a Nazi slogan. 🤔 Guess it makes sense coming from Modern Day Hitler but why are we allowing this to continue?
August 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Defend the Homeland? Sounds an awful lot like a Nazi slogan. 🤔 Guess it makes sense coming from Modern Day Hitler but why are we allowing this to continue?
So 12 yrs later, now renaming a football team is the biggest problem in our country? 🤔 Trump should consider taking his own advice. 🤣
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So 12 yrs later, now renaming a football team is the biggest problem in our country? 🤔 Trump should consider taking his own advice. 🤣
The state of the country today 🙄
July 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The state of the country today 🙄