Lightsaber Batman
@drj76.bsky.social
Southernplayalistic. Whiskey and optimism and video games and lawyer stuff. Maroon 1867. Sanaa Lathan is the GOAT.
There's booty in the trees!
a man wearing a jacket that says more
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November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
There's booty in the trees!
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I hate being touch deprived
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I hate being touch deprived
Alright yeah it's way too hot in ATL to be late November
a man in a suit and tie is saying help help
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November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alright yeah it's way too hot in ATL to be late November
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Surprise late night Midwestern aurora!
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Surprise late night Midwestern aurora!
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
Okay I have to see these Northern Lights in person at some point. These pictures look incredible
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Okay I have to see these Northern Lights in person at some point. These pictures look incredible
I'm in Vegas for a work conference and I would like to expand my game knowledge beyond Blackjack. Howeverrrr, every other game seems like pure luck
a close up of a man 's face with the words do you feel lucky punk above him
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November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm in Vegas for a work conference and I would like to expand my game knowledge beyond Blackjack. Howeverrrr, every other game seems like pure luck
I don't have any proof of this, but I feel like when it's colder outside you can see the stars more clearly. ATL looks beautiful right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I don't have any proof of this, but I feel like when it's colder outside you can see the stars more clearly. ATL looks beautiful right now
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Somehow all the risqué/naughty skeets I just happen to see seconds after they're posted. So I'm like one of the first ones to like them and I wonder if it makes me seem like I'm overly horny or something. But it's not my fault!
a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
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November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Somehow all the risqué/naughty skeets I just happen to see seconds after they're posted. So I'm like one of the first ones to like them and I wonder if it makes me seem like I'm overly horny or something. But it's not my fault!
Tonight is a wine night
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tonight is a wine night
I usually never buy trip insurance up for flights but I'm not playing with this government. Who knows what things will look like a month from now
a cartoon cat with a sad face is holding a baby stroller
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November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I usually never buy trip insurance up for flights but I'm not playing with this government. Who knows what things will look like a month from now
Our run defense is awful
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Our run defense is awful
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Send them ‘tachments tonight
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Send them ‘tachments tonight
Feels late enough for this. You cannot have good sex with a woman 30+ without her seeing dreams. She will not be casual, no matter what she says.
a man with gray hair and a beard is saying oh lawd here we go again
ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is saying oh lawd here we go again
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November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Feels late enough for this. You cannot have good sex with a woman 30+ without her seeing dreams. She will not be casual, no matter what she says.
Women will ask to watch a show/movie and then proceed to talk ALL through the whole thing. Let's just put football on then
a man is holding his head with his hands while making a funny face .
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November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Women will ask to watch a show/movie and then proceed to talk ALL through the whole thing. Let's just put football on then
Zohran on them hoes
I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Zohran on them hoes
Now that it's after 10, if any baddie feels so inclined...😇
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Now that it's after 10, if any baddie feels so inclined...😇
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This is the picture that should be carved into Stone Mountain, not them confederate losers
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is the picture that should be carved into Stone Mountain, not them confederate losers
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ABC after searching all of Jamaica for any white family for other white people to care about:
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ABC after searching all of Jamaica for any white family for other white people to care about:
That hurricane heading towards Jamaica sounds absolutely scary
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
That hurricane heading towards Jamaica sounds absolutely scary
Luda went crazy, he put on a dope show
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Luda went crazy, he put on a dope show
The weather is perfect right now
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The weather is perfect right now
The baddies are out in ATL
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The baddies are out in ATL
So D'Angelo IS my favorite artist across any genre. RIP but also damn man
D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51
D'Angelo Dead at 51
Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.
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October 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So D'Angelo IS my favorite artist across any genre. RIP but also damn man
Why do all the sunglasses have to have their stupid logo in the lens? That's the part I need to see out of. Put it literally anywhere else
October 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why do all the sunglasses have to have their stupid logo in the lens? That's the part I need to see out of. Put it literally anywhere else