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Wintzards of the Coast
@drilmagic.bsky.social
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parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic cards
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Mowu, Loyal Companion Legendary Creature - Hound wint @dril dogs used to say "Arf" and "Bow-Wow" . Now they say shit like "Wouwouwouwou" 5:30 PM * 27 Apr 2019 3/3 Giver of Runes W Creature - Kor Cleric wint @dril #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. YOU HEARD CORRECTLY. #MOMCHAT IS NOW MAINSTREAM. EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FALSE MOMS. FUCK TWITTER She provides marks of protection to those she chooses as family. 1/2 Pulling Teeth 1B Sorcery wint @dril a 3x3 picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky. Hackrobat 1BR Creature - Human Rogue wint @dril #ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight 62% of teens report achieving a "sexual thrill" by committing acts of violence, up from 38% in 1992 #Rasmussen 2/3
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Withstand 2W Instant wint @dril (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved) Retweets 2,292 Likes 8,555 10:50 AM * 15 Mar 2017 Solitary Confinement 2W Enchantment wint @dril i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world Retweets 8,008 Likes 16,633 12:38 PM * 22 May 2017 Lorthos, the Tidemaker 5UUU Legendary Creature - Octopus wint @dril if the infamous "OCTO MOM" were to come out of the woodwork and start preaching to us of her thoughts of politics, i would just about SHIT.. Retweets 1,487 Likes 8,205 8/8 Kindercatch 3GGG Creature - Spirit wint @dril Replying to @dril @SuccuCirno and 3 others let the record show that the minor-attracted genius blocked me after i said this 1:22 PM * 22 May 2019 6/6
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Ravenous Baboons: having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Traveling Botanist: im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Ajani, Nacatl Avenger: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Chain Reaction: "this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Reject Imperfection: looking how to become more cyber
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Rapid Hybridization: how do i morph
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Mocking Sprite: i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dryad of the Ilysian Grove: they are trying to make the 2020s the decade of Nude
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Tidal Force: i was bullied and tortured at school because i was the only kid with a waterbed. so i got surgery and became a waterbed. suck my cock trolls
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Elusive Tormentor: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
September 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Sonic Assault: (plays some Tchaikovsky records at the highest possible volume) ah it sucks ass. but my IQ is increasing so much
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Miasmic Mummy: you say you smoke two packs a day? two packs of what, pal? shit?
September 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Falco Spara, Pactweaver: my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hound Tamer: i would not discount pua techniqes just b/c girls are wise to them now. for instance,w. a few modifications i can use them to rear pit bulls
September 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM