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drilmagic.bsky.social
Wintzards of the Coast
@drilmagic.bsky.social
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parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic cards
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Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Ravenous Baboons: having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Traveling Botanist: im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Ajani, Nacatl Avenger: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Chain Reaction: "this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Reject Imperfection: looking how to become more cyber
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Rapid Hybridization: how do i morph
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Mocking Sprite: i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dryad of the Ilysian Grove: they are trying to make the 2020s the decade of Nude
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Tidal Force: i was bullied and tortured at school because i was the only kid with a waterbed. so i got surgery and became a waterbed. suck my cock trolls
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Elusive Tormentor: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
September 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Sonic Assault: (plays some Tchaikovsky records at the highest possible volume) ah it sucks ass. but my IQ is increasing so much
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Miasmic Mummy: you say you smoke two packs a day? two packs of what, pal? shit?
September 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Falco Spara, Pactweaver: my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hound Tamer: i would not discount pua techniqes just b/c girls are wise to them now. for instance,w. a few modifications i can use them to rear pit bulls
September 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Thirst for Knowledge: to my mates online: im raising $1900 so i can drink a ton of olive oil to see if it turns to shit when i shit it out or just stays olive oil
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Force Void: i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Recruit the Worthy: a cool prank is to convince someone to join the Armed Forces and watch them get spooked by guns & missiles in exchange for hollow gratitude
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM