Doc Hap
@drhappyknuckles.bsky.social
Your relatively cool non-threatening dorky internet dad. I have no agenda. A tangled pulsating mass of neurosis and privilege. I’m sick of these bozos at city hall.
There is a reason I don’t want anybody to see my search history and it’s not porn.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There is a reason I don’t want anybody to see my search history and it’s not porn.
Please come back at another time I am currently emotionally
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Please come back at another time I am currently emotionally
I had no idea Bill Burr was Japanese.
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I had no idea Bill Burr was Japanese.
I have decided that this passage from ‘100 Years of Solitude’ will be engraved on my tombstone.
September 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I have decided that this passage from ‘100 Years of Solitude’ will be engraved on my tombstone.
Well at least the diet is going according to plan.
August 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Well at least the diet is going according to plan.
I designed my first t-shirt!
August 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I designed my first t-shirt!
when u vapin’ and holdin’ an ipad at the same time
August 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
when u vapin’ and holdin’ an ipad at the same time
A warning to anyone who would date me.,
August 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
A warning to anyone who would date me.,
Life as the exhausted father of a twelve-year-old girl in a nutshell.
August 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Life as the exhausted father of a twelve-year-old girl in a nutshell.
From my diary exactly four years ago today. I am a totally normal person whose thoughts make sense.
July 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
From my diary exactly four years ago today. I am a totally normal person whose thoughts make sense.
Please don’t interrupt me I’m in the middle of a very important
July 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Please don’t interrupt me I’m in the middle of a very important
Hottest. Pornhub. Video. Ever.
July 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Hottest. Pornhub. Video. Ever.
You have my attention.
June 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You have my attention.
Five minutes after I read this I found a toilet in a public park that looked absolutely delighted.
April 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Five minutes after I read this I found a toilet in a public park that looked absolutely delighted.
I have not read this article yet. I am just about to. I bet you a million dollars he is a Christian missionary.
April 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I have not read this article yet. I am just about to. I bet you a million dollars he is a Christian missionary.
Hey @rajatsuresh.bsky.social and @stevesuckington.bsky.social did I miss a memo?
March 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Hey @rajatsuresh.bsky.social and @stevesuckington.bsky.social did I miss a memo?
I just took a dump at a public bathroom in a park in Japan at 5:00 am and it had two full rolls of toilet paper and a bouquet of flowers hanging on the wall in case anyone in America is looking for a place to escape to.
March 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just took a dump at a public bathroom in a park in Japan at 5:00 am and it had two full rolls of toilet paper and a bouquet of flowers hanging on the wall in case anyone in America is looking for a place to escape to.
What could possibly go wrong
March 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What could possibly go wrong
Donald Trump’s ‘I Didn’t Tell Elon Musk About My Plan To Go War With China’ t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his t-shirt.
March 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Donald Trump’s ‘I Didn’t Tell Elon Musk About My Plan To Go War With China’ t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his t-shirt.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s not America.
March 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s not America.
