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drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Captain of the Goobywagon
@drhamtrousers.bsky.social
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It's called "McBane: Let's Get Silly".
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drhamtrousers.bsky.social
That's my champion!!!
October 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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dorianfae.bsky.social
Happy International Cat Day to these orange goofballs. 🧡🧡

#internationalcatday #orangecats #onesinglebraincell
Two orange cats asleep on a blue armchair. One is lying on the seat, the other on the ottoman. Two Fraggle Rock dolls sit above them. An orange cat stands on his hind legs to look at Cookie Monster on a TV screen, absolutely fascinated by the character’s googly eyes. An orange cat lies in a white cloth basket used for blankets, looking unbothered. Crudely drawn meme of a person standing in a corner wearing a party hat, saying “They don’t know they’re my reason for living.” Two orange cats, also crudely drawn, are below, saying “Yes we do.” “You don’t seem like you’ve got a lot else going on.”
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
DARKEST TIMELINE

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Tiny Chef needs your help
YouTube video by The Tiny Chef Show
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June 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
bwahahahahaah
rjcity.bsky.social RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · Jun 22
It’s up and it will ruin my career.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/FIa0g5c1QXw?...
CMLL’s KeMonito & KeMalito on AEW’s Hey!(EW) with RJ CITY.
June 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
JAYSUS!
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Jun 2
J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...
J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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hangmanpage.bsky.social
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Hanger's plant obsession will get us through these dark times.
hangmanpage.bsky.social HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · May 24
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.
May 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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meetzow.bsky.social
Happy Mother's Day
A mother's day display at a grocery store that's just hot dogs
May 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
We should be calling Robert Eggers "Eggie". "An Eggie joint" sounds way cooler than "A film by Robert Eggers". No, I am not a crackpot.
May 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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nihilist-arbys.bsky.social
Being a sack of decaying meat with fading memories. Breathing a diminishing series of borrowed breaths from the time you come out screaming until you eventually die choking on hospital soup.

Everything is for a limited time. Including our new Steak Nuggets.

Enjoy arbys for a limited time
May 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
I am mostly silly on here but man are were so boned. Today's holiday is about so much more this year.

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May 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Hahahahaahahaha jesus
amerrill2.bsky.social Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑 @amerrill2.bsky.social · May 4
May the 4th.

Live the long be with you!!!
May 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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dorianfae.bsky.social
The Creative Act by Rick Rubin has 78 chapters. Tarot decks have 78 cards. Together, they can add some magic to your creative practice.

visionaryalchemy.substack.com/p/divining-t...

#tarotsky #thecreativeact
Image of The Fool card, a person beneath the sun holding a rose and bindle, with the quote “You exist as a creative being in a creative universe. A singular work of art.” Image of The Wheel of Fortune card, a heavenly scene with a sphinx atop a wheel in the clouds, with the quote “The artist is on a cosmic timetable, just like all of nature.” Image of the Two of Swords card, a woman blindfolded holding two crossed swords, with the quote “If we focus on what’s going on inside ourselves—sensations, emotions, the patterns of our thoughts—a wealth of material can be found.” Image of the Ace of Pentacles card, a hand coming out of the clouds with a giant pentacle, with the quote “We’re searching for potential starting points that, with love and care, can grow into something beautiful.”
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
"The Studio" is the most cynical TV show of all time. It is also why Apple+ is going broke. It is amazing though. How did everyone pass on this?
April 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Just watched Assy Mcgee's pilot again and I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Holds the fuck up!
April 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Suck it Gretzky!
April 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
I uh...yeah...
April 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Holy shit this!!!
amerrill2.bsky.social Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑 @amerrill2.bsky.social · Apr 5
Watching my Saturday cooking shows. I’m still triggered.

TAKE 👏
OFF 👏
YOUR 👏
GOD 👏
DAMNED 👏
RINGS 👏

I’m glaring at you America’s Test Kitchen, Cook’s Country and Milk Street.
April 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Hey you, everyone going out to protest today, yeah you, Kick ass today! LFG!!
April 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Reminder, don't believe everything you read online today...(Muffled shouting from the production booth)

...April Fools day? What? I was just doing a PSA on media literacy? No, you're out of line! We have to remind the people Doug!

That's it, get some other trained monkey to read the news I quit!
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Based.
March 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Ordered grubhub last night, smoked some, and then the app was like "hungry again".

And I was all like "well duh, but you're being waaay too forward grub hub! How'd you know that shit?!"
March 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Stop doom scrolling and start weightlifting. The fight is coming.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
March 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
This is the most depressing and accurate thing about 2025 America.
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Mar 28
Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
drhamtrousers.bsky.social
Fam, I don't know how I missed this song for so long but I was today years old when I discovered this masterpiece. WHAT A FUCKING RIFF!

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Emerald
YouTube video by Thin Lizzy - Topic
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March 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM