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Captain of the Goobywagon
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It's called "McBane: Let's Get Silly".
That's my champion!!!
October 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Happy International Cat Day to these orange goofballs. 🧡🧡

#internationalcatday #orangecats #onesinglebraincell
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tiny Chef needs your help
YouTube video by The Tiny Chef Show
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June 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
bwahahahahaah
It’s up and it will ruin my career.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/FIa0g5c1QXw?...
June 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
JAYSUS!
J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hanger's plant obsession will get us through these dark times.
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Happy Mother's Day
May 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
We should be calling Robert Eggers "Eggie". "An Eggie joint" sounds way cooler than "A film by Robert Eggers". No, I am not a crackpot.
May 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Being a sack of decaying meat with fading memories. Breathing a diminishing series of borrowed breaths from the time you come out screaming until you eventually die choking on hospital soup.

Everything is for a limited time. Including our new Steak Nuggets.

Enjoy arbys for a limited time
May 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am mostly silly on here but man are were so boned. Today's holiday is about so much more this year.

www.facebook.com/share/p/16PY...
Redirecting...
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May 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hahahahaahahaha jesus
May the 4th.

Live the long be with you!!!
May 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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The Creative Act by Rick Rubin has 78 chapters. Tarot decks have 78 cards. Together, they can add some magic to your creative practice.

visionaryalchemy.substack.com/p/divining-t...

#tarotsky #thecreativeact
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"The Studio" is the most cynical TV show of all time. It is also why Apple+ is going broke. It is amazing though. How did everyone pass on this?
April 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just watched Assy Mcgee's pilot again and I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Holds the fuck up!
April 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Suck it Gretzky!
April 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I uh...yeah...
April 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Holy shit this!!!
Watching my Saturday cooking shows. I’m still triggered.

TAKE 👏
OFF 👏
YOUR 👏
GOD 👏
DAMNED 👏
RINGS 👏

I’m glaring at you America’s Test Kitchen, Cook’s Country and Milk Street.
April 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey you, everyone going out to protest today, yeah you, Kick ass today! LFG!!
April 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Reminder, don't believe everything you read online today...(Muffled shouting from the production booth)

...April Fools day? What? I was just doing a PSA on media literacy? No, you're out of line! We have to remind the people Doug!

That's it, get some other trained monkey to read the news I quit!
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Based.
March 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ordered grubhub last night, smoked some, and then the app was like "hungry again".

And I was all like "well duh, but you're being waaay too forward grub hub! How'd you know that shit?!"
March 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stop doom scrolling and start weightlifting. The fight is coming.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
March 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is the most depressing and accurate thing about 2025 America.
Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fam, I don't know how I missed this song for so long but I was today years old when I discovered this masterpiece. WHAT A FUCKING RIFF!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rby...
Emerald
YouTube video by Thin Lizzy - Topic
www.youtube.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM