Dr. Faust and co.
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A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
Good morning, dear patients
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning, dear patients
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
Greetings, patients
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Greetings, patients
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
-Huh, I usually just do this-
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
-Huh, I usually just do this-
"So there might be one last thing about these items I never mentioned. Collecting enough of a certain type will cause a special transformation"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"So there might be one last thing about these items I never mentioned. Collecting enough of a certain type will cause a special transformation"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
-Even without the dolphin, I remember you were a demon-
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
-Even without the dolphin, I remember you were a demon-
-Can you guys do me a favor and not get into any big adventures today?-
-It's my day off. I'd prefer to sleep in-
-It's my day off. I'd prefer to sleep in-
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
-Can you guys do me a favor and not get into any big adventures today?-
-It's my day off. I'd prefer to sleep in-
-It's my day off. I'd prefer to sleep in-
"Dang, Isaac had a lot of off brand stuff"
"He didn't even have a Pokeball, he's got a friendly ball"
"He didn't even have a Pokeball, he's got a friendly ball"
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Dang, Isaac had a lot of off brand stuff"
"He didn't even have a Pokeball, he's got a friendly ball"
"He didn't even have a Pokeball, he's got a friendly ball"
-Helloooooooooo-
-Hope you all are doing alright. Be sure to stop on by if you need anything-
-Hope you all are doing alright. Be sure to stop on by if you need anything-
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
-Helloooooooooo-
-Hope you all are doing alright. Be sure to stop on by if you need anything-
-Hope you all are doing alright. Be sure to stop on by if you need anything-
Can you believe we're almost a third of the way through November, patients
That's means it's only a matter of time until we will once again be needed for something other than healing
Be sure to stay good these next few weeks
That's means it's only a matter of time until we will once again be needed for something other than healing
Be sure to stay good these next few weeks
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Can you believe we're almost a third of the way through November, patients
That's means it's only a matter of time until we will once again be needed for something other than healing
Be sure to stay good these next few weeks
That's means it's only a matter of time until we will once again be needed for something other than healing
Be sure to stay good these next few weeks
Too silly for her own good
This is why you're supposed to balance silliness with unfathomable suffering
This is why you're supposed to balance silliness with unfathomable suffering
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Too silly for her own good
This is why you're supposed to balance silliness with unfathomable suffering
This is why you're supposed to balance silliness with unfathomable suffering
-Helloooooooo!-
-Guess who's up and ready to offer her assistance to anyone who needs it? It's me!-
-Sooooooooo anyone need any help?-
-Guess who's up and ready to offer her assistance to anyone who needs it? It's me!-
-Sooooooooo anyone need any help?-
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
-Helloooooooo!-
-Guess who's up and ready to offer her assistance to anyone who needs it? It's me!-
-Sooooooooo anyone need any help?-
-Guess who's up and ready to offer her assistance to anyone who needs it? It's me!-
-Sooooooooo anyone need any help?-
Wanna know a secret, patients?
Whenever there's someone up to no good that I don't think I can convince to stop. I send in Fanny to try since I believe she could warm up even the coldest of hearts
If that doesn't work, then I keep sending her in anyway just to annoy them
Whenever there's someone up to no good that I don't think I can convince to stop. I send in Fanny to try since I believe she could warm up even the coldest of hearts
If that doesn't work, then I keep sending her in anyway just to annoy them
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wanna know a secret, patients?
Whenever there's someone up to no good that I don't think I can convince to stop. I send in Fanny to try since I believe she could warm up even the coldest of hearts
If that doesn't work, then I keep sending her in anyway just to annoy them
Whenever there's someone up to no good that I don't think I can convince to stop. I send in Fanny to try since I believe she could warm up even the coldest of hearts
If that doesn't work, then I keep sending her in anyway just to annoy them
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaay!-
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaay!-
"Heya"
"Anyone mind helping me test something?"
"Anyone mind helping me test something?"
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Heya"
"Anyone mind helping me test something?"
"Anyone mind helping me test something?"
-Whaaaaaat's with the look?-
-You're staring like I've done something. I haven't changed a single thing with myself-
-You're staring like I've done something. I haven't changed a single thing with myself-
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
-Whaaaaaat's with the look?-
-You're staring like I've done something. I haven't changed a single thing with myself-
-You're staring like I've done something. I haven't changed a single thing with myself-
Hmmmm, I don't recall having you on my patient list
What exactly brings you here?
What exactly brings you here?
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hmmmm, I don't recall having you on my patient list
What exactly brings you here?
What exactly brings you here?
"Sometimes if I ever need a strength boost, I just equip Bloody Lust and start"
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Sometimes if I ever need a strength boost, I just equip Bloody Lust and start"
Gasp!
A patient in desperate need of care!
I must act! Immediately!
A patient in desperate need of care!
I must act! Immediately!
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Gasp!
A patient in desperate need of care!
I must act! Immediately!
A patient in desperate need of care!
I must act! Immediately!
-Heya! Mind being a practice dummy for a bit? I gotta test how strong this is. Thaaaaaaanks!-
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
-Heya! Mind being a practice dummy for a bit? I gotta test how strong this is. Thaaaaaaanks!-
Now that everyone's back in good condition, why not do an old classic
Only this time, whoever you're fighting is randomly picked, most of the time anyways. We might make an exception or two if there's really good synergy
Only this time, whoever you're fighting is randomly picked, most of the time anyways. We might make an exception or two if there's really good synergy
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Now that everyone's back in good condition, why not do an old classic
Only this time, whoever you're fighting is randomly picked, most of the time anyways. We might make an exception or two if there's really good synergy
Only this time, whoever you're fighting is randomly picked, most of the time anyways. We might make an exception or two if there's really good synergy
Now I just hope that it'll be quite some time until I have a big fight like that again
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Now I just hope that it'll be quite some time until I have a big fight like that again