Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
Our next patient is waiting!
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
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Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Welcome, my dear patients.
We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime
And remember, no need for insurance
We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime
And remember, no need for insurance
Well that's just perfect!
Of course, give it just a little bit of time. Something exciting is bound to happen eventually
Of course, give it just a little bit of time. Something exciting is bound to happen eventually
Iris: “Uh… yes, I have been doing well and nothing much happened yet.” :3
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Well that's just perfect!
Of course, give it just a little bit of time. Something exciting is bound to happen eventually
Of course, give it just a little bit of time. Something exciting is bound to happen eventually
Greetings, dear patients!
Don't ask how I found you, that's not important. What is important is you! Is everything well? Are you doing your best? Has something exciting happened? By all means, fill me in
Don't ask how I found you, that's not important. What is important is you! Is everything well? Are you doing your best? Has something exciting happened? By all means, fill me in
January 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Greetings, dear patients!
Don't ask how I found you, that's not important. What is important is you! Is everything well? Are you doing your best? Has something exciting happened? By all means, fill me in
Don't ask how I found you, that's not important. What is important is you! Is everything well? Are you doing your best? Has something exciting happened? By all means, fill me in
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
"Next up on my list of items I wouldn't wanna use based solely on how they change your appearance"
"8 inch nails"
"Once again, I don't think I need to explain myself on this one"
"8 inch nails"
"Once again, I don't think I need to explain myself on this one"
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"Next up on my list of items I wouldn't wanna use based solely on how they change your appearance"
"8 inch nails"
"Once again, I don't think I need to explain myself on this one"
"8 inch nails"
"Once again, I don't think I need to explain myself on this one"
-Weeeell now that it's the new year, do you know what that means?-
-It means we're bringing in more than a new year, we're bringing in my birthday month!-
-Better mark the 25th of January on your calendars! Because that's my special day!-
-It means we're bringing in more than a new year, we're bringing in my birthday month!-
-Better mark the 25th of January on your calendars! Because that's my special day!-
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
-Weeeell now that it's the new year, do you know what that means?-
-It means we're bringing in more than a new year, we're bringing in my birthday month!-
-Better mark the 25th of January on your calendars! Because that's my special day!-
-It means we're bringing in more than a new year, we're bringing in my birthday month!-
-Better mark the 25th of January on your calendars! Because that's my special day!-
Ohohoho! Happy New Year, dear patients!
Who knows what's in store for us all this time around. New friends? New foes? It's tough to say for sure, but I'm certain that regardless of what happens, I'll still be here to take care of you all
Who knows what's in store for us all this time around. New friends? New foes? It's tough to say for sure, but I'm certain that regardless of what happens, I'll still be here to take care of you all
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Ohohoho! Happy New Year, dear patients!
Who knows what's in store for us all this time around. New friends? New foes? It's tough to say for sure, but I'm certain that regardless of what happens, I'll still be here to take care of you all
Who knows what's in store for us all this time around. New friends? New foes? It's tough to say for sure, but I'm certain that regardless of what happens, I'll still be here to take care of you all
-THE NEW YEAR IS ALMOST HERE!-
-YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS??? MORE DLC FOR STRIVE!!-
-THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! NEVER GIVE UP! BE STUBBORN UNTIL THE VERY END! I'M GONNA GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIN-
-YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS??? MORE DLC FOR STRIVE!!-
-THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! NEVER GIVE UP! BE STUBBORN UNTIL THE VERY END! I'M GONNA GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIN-
December 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
-THE NEW YEAR IS ALMOST HERE!-
-YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS??? MORE DLC FOR STRIVE!!-
-THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! NEVER GIVE UP! BE STUBBORN UNTIL THE VERY END! I'M GONNA GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIN-
-YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS??? MORE DLC FOR STRIVE!!-
-THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! NEVER GIVE UP! BE STUBBORN UNTIL THE VERY END! I'M GONNA GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIN-
"Welcome to a probably daily thing where I talk about some of the items my brother had that I wouldn't use solely based on how it changes the user's appearance"
"First off, Tiny Planet"
"I don't think I need to explain this one"
"First off, Tiny Planet"
"I don't think I need to explain this one"
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"Welcome to a probably daily thing where I talk about some of the items my brother had that I wouldn't use solely based on how it changes the user's appearance"
"First off, Tiny Planet"
"I don't think I need to explain this one"
"First off, Tiny Planet"
"I don't think I need to explain this one"
-It's a beautiful day, isn't it?-
-And that just means that there's plenty of opportunities to do something fun-
-And before you ask.....no, I definitely absolutely did not stand up here all night......definitely not-
-And that just means that there's plenty of opportunities to do something fun-
-And before you ask.....no, I definitely absolutely did not stand up here all night......definitely not-
December 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
-It's a beautiful day, isn't it?-
-And that just means that there's plenty of opportunities to do something fun-
-And before you ask.....no, I definitely absolutely did not stand up here all night......definitely not-
-And that just means that there's plenty of opportunities to do something fun-
-And before you ask.....no, I definitely absolutely did not stand up here all night......definitely not-
-Considering how chaotic things usually are, I guess a quiet moment really does feel otherworldly-
Amy nodded, "Yeah... Most people are asleep, most traffic is none existent.
Kinda makes me feel as if I'm the only one on the planet sometimes. And... It oddly gives me peace when I feel that way."
Kinda makes me feel as if I'm the only one on the planet sometimes. And... It oddly gives me peace when I feel that way."
-Dr. Faust says there's just some sort of calm in the night you can't find in the day-
-I think he might be onto something-
-I think he might be onto something-
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
-Considering how chaotic things usually are, I guess a quiet moment really does feel otherworldly-
-Dr. Faust says there's just some sort of calm in the night you can't find in the day-
-I think he might be onto something-
-I think he might be onto something-
"I've always loved peaceful nights like this... Even though I've had so many fights at night, I've always found a sense of... Peace, in it all... Only thing you hear is the wind and your thoughts...
Kinda why I moved into the woods back home..."
Kinda why I moved into the woods back home..."
-It's such a beautiful night, isn't it?-
-Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-
-Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
-Dr. Faust says there's just some sort of calm in the night you can't find in the day-
-I think he might be onto something-
-I think he might be onto something-
-It's such a beautiful night, isn't it?-
-Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-
-Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
-It's such a beautiful night, isn't it?-
-Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-
-Huh, that sounds like something The Doctor would say. Maybe I'm becoming a tiny bit more like him-
Greetings, patients!
It's hard to believe the year is almost over. My, how time flies by. At this rate I'll be a living fossil in just a blink of an eye
Regardless, I'll still be here looking after you all, no matter how much of an old man I'm becoming. Do take care now.
It's hard to believe the year is almost over. My, how time flies by. At this rate I'll be a living fossil in just a blink of an eye
Regardless, I'll still be here looking after you all, no matter how much of an old man I'm becoming. Do take care now.
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Greetings, patients!
It's hard to believe the year is almost over. My, how time flies by. At this rate I'll be a living fossil in just a blink of an eye
Regardless, I'll still be here looking after you all, no matter how much of an old man I'm becoming. Do take care now.
It's hard to believe the year is almost over. My, how time flies by. At this rate I'll be a living fossil in just a blink of an eye
Regardless, I'll still be here looking after you all, no matter how much of an old man I'm becoming. Do take care now.
It's alright if you've got nothing to say, patients. I know I was kinda washed this year
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's alright if you've got nothing to say, patients. I know I was kinda washed this year
"Warning, clearly has too much power than they really should have"
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Warning, clearly has too much power than they really should have"
-Well, of course I do!-
"Do you like me?"
She picks her up, so now she is being carried in Catty's arms.
She picks her up, so now she is being carried in Catty's arms.
-Oh good! I was hoping for that!-
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
-Well, of course I do!-
Why, for me????
Oh you shouldn't have!
Oh you shouldn't have!
⚪️🔴: We got you something!
*they give him a present*
*they give him a present*
Ohohoho!
And a merry Christmas to you two as well!
And a merry Christmas to you two as well!
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Why, for me????
Oh you shouldn't have!
Oh you shouldn't have!
-Oh good! I was hoping for that!-
"Because I like you, silly!"
-Well, it's nice to see that you're so happy to see me!-
-That's definitely a good sign-
-That's definitely a good sign-
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
-Oh good! I was hoping for that!-
Ohohoho!
And a merry Christmas to you two as well!
And a merry Christmas to you two as well!
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Ohohoho!
And a merry Christmas to you two as well!
And a merry Christmas to you two as well!
-Well, it's nice to see that you're so happy to see me!-
-That's definitely a good sign-
-That's definitely a good sign-
She starts purring VERY loudly.
-O-Oh! So close!-
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
-Well, it's nice to see that you're so happy to see me!-
-That's definitely a good sign-
-That's definitely a good sign-
-O-Oh! So close!-
"YAY!"
She hugs her tightly.
She hugs her tightly.
-Yesyesyesyesyesyes!-
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
-O-Oh! So close!-
-Yesyesyesyesyesyes!-
"So! About the date...Wanna go?"
-Very gingerbread-like-
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
-Yesyesyesyesyesyes!-
-Very gingerbread-like-
"Hehehe! Thank you!"
-Well thank you!-
-So do you!-
-So do you!-
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
-Very gingerbread-like-
-Well thank you!-
-So do you!-
-So do you!-
"Oh my gosh! YOU LOOK SO CUTE!"
-......Oh...I see......-
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
-Well thank you!-
-So do you!-
-So do you!-
-......Oh...I see......-
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
-......Oh...I see......-