Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
Our next patient is waiting!
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
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Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Welcome, my dear patients.
We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime
And remember, no need for insurance
We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime
And remember, no need for insurance
-Weeeeell, I do make quite the unique sets of medicine. Maybe I can!-
"Medicine is usually yucky. I hope you can change that."
-For real!-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
-Weeeeell, I do make quite the unique sets of medicine. Maybe I can!-
-For real!-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
"I told you! Like, never doubt Catty!"
-And you were totally right about these cupcakes! I've never had anything like em!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
-For real!-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-And you were totally right about these cupcakes! I've never had anything like em!-
"It's totally a pleasure!"
-Well it's a pleasure to meet ya, Catty!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
-And you were totally right about these cupcakes! I've never had anything like em!-
-Well it's a pleasure to meet ya, Catty!-
"I'm Catty!"
-Oh right! I completely forgot!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-I'm Fanny!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
-Well it's a pleasure to meet ya, Catty!-
-Oh right! I completely forgot!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-I'm Fanny!-
"What's your name, girl?"
-You and me both!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
-Oh right! I completely forgot!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-You and me both!-
"I enjoy being silly!"
-Heh, You're pretty silly!-
*She'd say, already digging into a set of cupcakes*
*She'd say, already digging into a set of cupcakes*
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
-You and me both!-
-Heh, You're pretty silly!-
*She'd say, already digging into a set of cupcakes*
*She'd say, already digging into a set of cupcakes*
Catty giggles. She continues to drink her milk...by scooping it into her mouth with her tongue.
-Allllrighty then!-
-Cupcakes, here I come!-
-Cupcakes, here I come!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
-Heh, You're pretty silly!-
*She'd say, already digging into a set of cupcakes*
*She'd say, already digging into a set of cupcakes*
-Allllrighty then!-
-Cupcakes, here I come!-
-Cupcakes, here I come!-
"Be my guest!"
-Well in that case, I'll just have to try em all!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
-Allllrighty then!-
-Cupcakes, here I come!-
-Cupcakes, here I come!-
-Well in that case, I'll just have to try em all!-
"Flavor doesn't matter, girl. They're all fabulous."
-Well with a recommendation like that, I'll definitely have to-
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
-Well in that case, I'll just have to try em all!-
-Well with a recommendation like that, I'll definitely have to-
"You should try them. One hundred percent."
-Oooooooooo! I could really go for some cupcakes-
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
-Well with a recommendation like that, I'll definitely have to-
-Oooooooooo! I could really go for some cupcakes-
"This place has the best cupcakes."
-Well that's a good sign!-
-Maybe I'll get some new ideas while I'm here-
-Maybe I'll get some new ideas while I'm here-
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
-Oooooooooo! I could really go for some cupcakes-
-Well that's a good sign!-
-Maybe I'll get some new ideas while I'm here-
-Maybe I'll get some new ideas while I'm here-
"You picked, like, the best place."
-Weeeeeell, work is nice, but it's tiring after a while-
-Sooooo figured I'd head some place new to try and unwind-
-Sooooo figured I'd head some place new to try and unwind-
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
-Well that's a good sign!-
-Maybe I'll get some new ideas while I'm here-
-Maybe I'll get some new ideas while I'm here-
-Weeeeeell, work is nice, but it's tiring after a while-
-Sooooo figured I'd head some place new to try and unwind-
-Sooooo figured I'd head some place new to try and unwind-
"Nice! What brings you here, girl?"
-Yeah, I'd say so!-
-Plus it's fun-
-Plus it's fun-
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
-Weeeeeell, work is nice, but it's tiring after a while-
-Sooooo figured I'd head some place new to try and unwind-
-Sooooo figured I'd head some place new to try and unwind-
-Yeah, I'd say so!-
-Plus it's fun-
-Plus it's fun-
"Ooooh! How nice! I bet that pays well."
-I work for one!-
-I'm a nurse!-
-I'm a nurse!-
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
-Yeah, I'd say so!-
-Plus it's fun-
-Plus it's fun-
-I work for one!-
-I'm a nurse!-
-I'm a nurse!-
"Are you a doctor?"
-Thaaaaaaanks!-
-I could really use the rest after my shift today. Always so busy all the time-
-I could really use the rest after my shift today. Always so busy all the time-
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
-I work for one!-
-I'm a nurse!-
-I'm a nurse!-
-Thaaaaaaanks!-
-I could really use the rest after my shift today. Always so busy all the time-
-I could really use the rest after my shift today. Always so busy all the time-
Catty looks down at her and smiles.
"Nope! Feel free!"
"Nope! Feel free!"
*Here comes a small nurse, who decides to sit down next to her*
-Heya! This seat isn't taken, is it?-
-Heya! This seat isn't taken, is it?-
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
-Thaaaaaaanks!-
-I could really use the rest after my shift today. Always so busy all the time-
-I could really use the rest after my shift today. Always so busy all the time-
*Here comes a small nurse, who decides to sit down next to her*
-Heya! This seat isn't taken, is it?-
-Heya! This seat isn't taken, is it?-
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
Catty is having a drink at the cafe during her break time. She's enjoying a nice cup of milk.
Catty is having a drink at the cafe during her break time. She's enjoying a nice cup of milk.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*Here comes a small nurse, who decides to sit down next to her*
-Heya! This seat isn't taken, is it?-
-Heya! This seat isn't taken, is it?-
Greetings, patients
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Greetings, patients
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves
Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
-Huh, I usually just do this-
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
-Huh, I usually just do this-
"So there might be one last thing about these items I never mentioned. Collecting enough of a certain type will cause a special transformation"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"So there might be one last thing about these items I never mentioned. Collecting enough of a certain type will cause a special transformation"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
-It absolutely is!-
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
-It absolutely is!-
-My guts telling me that it was anything but an accident!-
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
-My guts telling me that it was anything but an accident!-