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drewmamine.bsky.social
@drewmamine.bsky.social
In a hundred years AI will perform flawless grammar correction for everything you ever say or type and being able to read and interpret old texts written with obsolete abbreviations will be considered an arcane art
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is Nick Nurse Tim Dillon’s long-lost cousin
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The White Lotus is just reality TV for ppl who don’t like reality TV
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Have u ever noticed how odd it is that a burning building can still be on fire even in the pouring rain?
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Long Islanders love Costco like southerners love Buc-ee’s
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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JD checking if you’re trans
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just remember that every poser who won’t shut up about the “raves” they go to and how “last night was a fucking movie” was vibing to shitty trap music like it was fuckin Mozart two years before they discovered tech house
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Eat SHIT Andrew Cuomo u fucking entitled ass nepo baby
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Happy Halloween Turbo Team
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There is an alternate universe where Tim Robinson is the AVGN and James Rolfe became a successful comedian
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Ppl will dead put u on the spot then get mad when ur answer isn’t what they wanted to hear
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wish even 1/3 of the ppl I spend so much time thinking and caring about could say they do the same for me
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I know the girl on Moli telling me she’s going to marry me is lying… But I wish I wasn’t cynical enough to know that
October 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Millennials view 9/11 the same way zoomers view COVID
And the only thing cops hate more than people who question their authority are those that compete with/for it
October 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When I was a little kid I would get yelled at for sticking my hands in the coffee bean barrels at the grocery store cuz I liked the way it felt on my fingers and I just needed a place to share this fleeting 5am memory thank u for ur attention to this matter
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I just want my Latina throat goat back :(
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hot take AirPhones is a WAY better product name than “AirPods Max” change my mind
September 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We’re in uncharted waters and no one’s piloting the ship; anything that’s been left unsaid to this point should now be manifested.
September 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My ex’s ex shamed her into removing her belly button piercing and now that we’re exes she put it back in and I’m ngl seeing that shit hurt me retroactively
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM