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Ponkmaster Flex
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Falling into the sky.

Stream my project “The Flowers I Kept For You” 💐💕 👇🏾
https://linktr.ee/andrevincent
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If you see this, post your Renaissance fit!
Getting ya nails done really a gateway drug bc now I’m like “I should prob get my eyebrows done now too huh”…
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The Bill is Mine
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Inner saboteur tried it so I used that trick of positive reinforcement with this speech

"I'm so proud of you. Look at what you've survived. Years ago, this would've killed you but look at you go! Just working through it day by day. You go boy! Victory is just over that hill."

And dammit, it worked
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My company’s black affinity group just had a spades tournament during lunch and here go my ass bringing popeye’s. I love us 😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fuck it, it’s Friday lol. Popeyes for the win
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Chipotle or Popeyes for lunch… 🧐
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The emotionally mature and ethical-acting ones though 🫶🏾✨
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It does NOT have to be 36° outside 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Can we take a moment for my BGVs 🤩🤩Leon always gets me active
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Pulling into work when I want cause my productivity outshines my timeliness
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If you debited my account instantly, but a refund was also requested and approved for the same amount, the return should also be instant, right?
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Faithfully.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Dreamgirls is a Christmas movie!
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I loveeee my friends so bad but lord knows I get happy when they cancel sometimes. More alone, non-verbal time! 🤩🤩
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dixson wrote on Folded? Wowwwwww
a man in a blue striped shirt and tie is saying oh my god wow
ALT: a man in a blue striped shirt and tie is saying oh my god wow
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November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Mac and the yams touching again.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Your favs
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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My style— look at the material!

I’d compliment me too! 🫶🏿
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Grapefruit 😇 #art #oilpainting
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Actually got up early and wrote this morning, please clap.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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ITS HERE! Thank you guys so much for your support. This has been a fantastic birthday!
Ian Cole’s new single, “Melancholy Winter Nights” currently OUT NOW on all streaming platforms:

• Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mel...
• Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3K0qV4...
• YouTube: youtu.be/SB2jh0trCDo?...

Cc: @ianseys.bsky.social 🖤🎈 (and happy birthday, my luv)
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me and Wendy’s go together real bad.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Waitttt I had assumed she had done this already before she started a whole film production 🗣️🗣️ girl you could never treat a LAW degree like a side hustle!
No, let's dunk on her because she thinks she's too busy and important to go to law school.

Let's dunk on her for the number of times she failed the baby bar.

Let's dunk on her for admitting she uses GPT when she has legal questions like legal software doesn't exist.
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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She actually admitted that she uses a chat bot for legal questions?

Then she does not deserve to pass the bar. Attorneys are getting in trouble for this.
No, let's dunk on her because she thinks she's too busy and important to go to law school.

Let's dunk on her for the number of times she failed the baby bar.

Let's dunk on her for admitting she uses GPT when she has legal questions like legal software doesn't exist.
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This. I don’t think people realize the military preys on black folks heavyyyy and they know the exact buzz words to catch folks.

Hell, if someone offers you socio-economic mobility by serving the country, it’s kinda hard to turn down…
My thing about people who weren’t in the military being anti-military is that they ignore how predatory the military is towards black and brown bodies.

There are more military recruiters around impoverished schools than there are in the affluent districts.

This is not a coincidence.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM