Andrew, Dreamborn Muse
@dreamborn-muse.bsky.social
I'm Andrew, formerly Allie. I mostly talk about magic the gathering or whatever I'm watching (football (🏈), wrestling, Disney/Marvel, etc).
I work in food service and tabletop game design, and am dad to a 6 year old.
I work in food service and tabletop game design, and am dad to a 6 year old.
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
Forgot to grab a spoon at the gas station when I got my soup/breakfast. 🤣
How's your day starting?
How's your day starting?
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Forgot to grab a spoon at the gas station when I got my soup/breakfast. 🤣
How's your day starting?
How's your day starting?
For the second time at this job, today I fixed something that the staff enjoyed not having (in today's case, the corporate music) because I was like, "surely they've tried this simple thing before, and this won't fix it," and it did 😅
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
For the second time at this job, today I fixed something that the staff enjoyed not having (in today's case, the corporate music) because I was like, "surely they've tried this simple thing before, and this won't fix it," and it did 😅
Uh oh I think I'm becoming a beverage goblin
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Uh oh I think I'm becoming a beverage goblin
About 5% is pretty reasonable. I thought it would be less, I'm not especially profane
@dreamborn-muse.bsky.social has swears! They've used 30 profanities in their last 598 posts.
🥇 "shit" (8 times)
🥈 "fucked" (3 times)
🥉 "damn" (3 times)
🥇 "shit" (8 times)
🥈 "fucked" (3 times)
🥉 "damn" (3 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
About 5% is pretty reasonable. I thought it would be less, I'm not especially profane
@profanity.accountant sure how much do I swear?
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@profanity.accountant sure how much do I swear?
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Last day to enter and your odds will be quite high
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Please read the form for information on how to earn up to 3 total entries.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Last day to enter and your odds will be quite high
This is the after photo, it was cold so I didn't go as far out the door, it seems. That Taco Bell across the parking lot has some real aesthetic moments lol
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is the after photo, it was cold so I didn't go as far out the door, it seems. That Taco Bell across the parking lot has some real aesthetic moments lol
Before my shift picture from the front door of my job. Weather Channel app said 7-11 inches starting 8am (6 hours ago) and ending 6am tomorrow.
An after photo will follow in 8-9ish hours once I'm clocked out.
An after photo will follow in 8-9ish hours once I'm clocked out.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Before my shift picture from the front door of my job. Weather Channel app said 7-11 inches starting 8am (6 hours ago) and ending 6am tomorrow.
An after photo will follow in 8-9ish hours once I'm clocked out.
An after photo will follow in 8-9ish hours once I'm clocked out.
My boss tried to say it's too warm for winter gloves while it's actively snowing outside. Like ma'am I know we sometimes try to seem tough about the Wisconsin weather but if I have to deal with snow, I'm wearing my gloves.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My boss tried to say it's too warm for winter gloves while it's actively snowing outside. Like ma'am I know we sometimes try to seem tough about the Wisconsin weather but if I have to deal with snow, I'm wearing my gloves.
I can't draw so just imagine this as a comic.
Frame 1: a bunch of guys stand around a room. One of them says, "I thought you said there'd be women here."
Frame 2: same scene. "The host" replies, "no I said there'd be bitches and here you all are."
Frame 1: a bunch of guys stand around a room. One of them says, "I thought you said there'd be women here."
Frame 2: same scene. "The host" replies, "no I said there'd be bitches and here you all are."
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I can't draw so just imagine this as a comic.
Frame 1: a bunch of guys stand around a room. One of them says, "I thought you said there'd be women here."
Frame 2: same scene. "The host" replies, "no I said there'd be bitches and here you all are."
Frame 1: a bunch of guys stand around a room. One of them says, "I thought you said there'd be women here."
Frame 2: same scene. "The host" replies, "no I said there'd be bitches and here you all are."
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2 years ago today on Dynamite, Samoa Joe said NOPE something like this.
Jon Cruz will forever be a legend for this. 😂
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
Jon Cruz will forever be a legend for this. 😂
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
2 years ago today on Dynamite, Samoa Joe said NOPE something like this.
Jon Cruz will forever be a legend for this. 😂
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
Jon Cruz will forever be a legend for this. 😂
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
My one @infinitokens.com token tonight :3
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My one @infinitokens.com token tonight :3
Depression is bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Depression is bullshit
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Look, the risk of zombification is *almost zero*.
Looking like someone clawing their way up from the grave is the reason that this fungus🍄, Xylaria polymorpha, is sometimes called "Dead Men's Fingers".
Let's talk about how they might help remediate micropollution, with an ALMOST ZERO chance of turning people into zombies.
Let's talk about how they might help remediate micropollution, with an ALMOST ZERO chance of turning people into zombies.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Look, the risk of zombification is *almost zero*.
I miss when #mtg Standard was between 5 and 8 sets, and not all those were even big sets.
Now we have 12 sets Standard legal, and there will be 20 before rotation. 😬
Now we have 12 sets Standard legal, and there will be 20 before rotation. 😬
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I miss when #mtg Standard was between 5 and 8 sets, and not all those were even big sets.
Now we have 12 sets Standard legal, and there will be 20 before rotation. 😬
Now we have 12 sets Standard legal, and there will be 20 before rotation. 😬
My broke, no-stove-having ass found pre-cooked pasta while grocery shopping today and I'm so fucking happy
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My broke, no-stove-having ass found pre-cooked pasta while grocery shopping today and I'm so fucking happy
"Why do you play good characters when you play video games?"
I'm struggling to write a story because I can't be mean to my characters, you think I can be mean to other people's characters?
😂😂
I'm struggling to write a story because I can't be mean to my characters, you think I can be mean to other people's characters?
😂😂
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Why do you play good characters when you play video games?"
I'm struggling to write a story because I can't be mean to my characters, you think I can be mean to other people's characters?
😂😂
I'm struggling to write a story because I can't be mean to my characters, you think I can be mean to other people's characters?
😂😂
Silly things I did in commander games earlier tonight:
*Finished Tomb of Annihilation in one turn, including going through the Oubliette
*Exiled my Mulldrifter with Phantom Steed
*Cast the same Harrow 3 times in one game
#edh
*Finished Tomb of Annihilation in one turn, including going through the Oubliette
*Exiled my Mulldrifter with Phantom Steed
*Cast the same Harrow 3 times in one game
#edh
October 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Silly things I did in commander games earlier tonight:
*Finished Tomb of Annihilation in one turn, including going through the Oubliette
*Exiled my Mulldrifter with Phantom Steed
*Cast the same Harrow 3 times in one game
#edh
*Finished Tomb of Annihilation in one turn, including going through the Oubliette
*Exiled my Mulldrifter with Phantom Steed
*Cast the same Harrow 3 times in one game
#edh
Today my boss told me I eat bananas like a psychopath, because I open them from the "bottom," and that's the second time I've been told I eat something like a psychopath (pancakes without syrup because sticky texture is ick), and now I'm wondering what else I eat weird?
October 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Today my boss told me I eat bananas like a psychopath, because I open them from the "bottom," and that's the second time I've been told I eat something like a psychopath (pancakes without syrup because sticky texture is ick), and now I'm wondering what else I eat weird?
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This is the World Champion of the second biggest pro wrestling company in the US. This is a big fucking deal. Listen to the man.
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is the World Champion of the second biggest pro wrestling company in the US. This is a big fucking deal. Listen to the man.
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes