Dr. Clem Fandango, MD/MA
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hopefully theres a short of
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
hopefully theres a short of
mike johnson walking in on his son jackin it
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
mike johnson walking in on his son jackin it
because the imaginary Bailey's told him to? also because he's functionally r.........d?
October 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
because the imaginary Bailey's told him to? also because he's functionally r.........d?
who could have predicted a president would have shut down the entire gov't bc he is a pedophile. actually that's very believable we prob should stop electing pedophiles
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
who could have predicted a president would have shut down the entire gov't bc he is a pedophile. actually that's very believable we prob should stop electing pedophiles
what i'm saying i have prostate cancer
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
what i'm saying i have prostate cancer
ironically that's similar to my doctor's diagnosis the other day "by HPV"
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ironically that's similar to my doctor's diagnosis the other day "by HPV"
just remember you can always eat the rich. long pig
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
just remember you can always eat the rich. long pig
keep in mind the money has been allocated. this is just the trump admin being cartoonishly evil
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
keep in mind the money has been allocated. this is just the trump admin being cartoonishly evil
not the first mormons to slay a bunch of buffaloes
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
not the first mormons to slay a bunch of buffaloes
breaking: Cambridge police tell reporter they finally have something to do, possibly, allegedly
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
breaking: Cambridge police tell reporter they finally have something to do, possibly, allegedly
i dunno if i'd be quoting David Frum. like even if he randomly made a good point that dude needs to be redacted redacted in his redacted. just a spray of redacted across the redacted redacted
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i dunno if i'd be quoting David Frum. like even if he randomly made a good point that dude needs to be redacted redacted in his redacted. just a spray of redacted across the redacted redacted
oh. because he's a pedophile?
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
oh. because he's a pedophile?
i'll give him credit he's slightly less morbidly obese now. man's working on himself at least, cutting down on the "crisps" or whatever they call it on pedophile island
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i'll give him credit he's slightly less morbidly obese now. man's working on himself at least, cutting down on the "crisps" or whatever they call it on pedophile island
3 syllable ones still work, because you can drop like an octave on the 2nd beat. LET's go NASSH-on-ALLLS
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
3 syllable ones still work, because you can drop like an octave on the 2nd beat. LET's go NASSH-on-ALLLS
"LET'S GO MET-RO_POL-IT-ANS" clap clap clap clap clap clap... uh clap clap?
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"LET'S GO MET-RO_POL-IT-ANS" clap clap clap clap clap clap... uh clap clap?
phrenologists would have built entire careers off the skulls of matty yggs and marc andressen
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
phrenologists would have built entire careers off the skulls of matty yggs and marc andressen
if you're named Christian and you don't just call yourself Chris, come on man. Jesus sees what you're doing bud. he's gonna flip over your merch table or whatever he did there
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
if you're named Christian and you don't just call yourself Chris, come on man. Jesus sees what you're doing bud. he's gonna flip over your merch table or whatever he did there
if this is ever over we need a re-education camp for anyone who's ever posted "based"
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
if this is ever over we need a re-education camp for anyone who's ever posted "based"
Transportation Soy Administration
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Transportation Soy Administration
UNC a shit-coating op on uncs. not all uncs
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
UNC a shit-coating op on uncs. not all uncs
he definitely climbed Honky's Ladder (are we doing afghan whigs references?)
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
he definitely climbed Honky's Ladder (are we doing afghan whigs references?)
what if Reagan was a sex offender but could form a coherent sentence?
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
what if Reagan was a sex offender but could form a coherent sentence?