Dr. Clem Fandango, MD/MA
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being American is like being forcefully starved to death, it's the last day before you lapse consciousness, and you are presented with two piles of steaming cow shit. They go "this one was grassfed, the other corn feed" and maybe you plot out which one is better. Like i just dont wanna eat shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
being American is like being forcefully starved to death, it's the last day before you lapse consciousness, and you are presented with two piles of steaming cow shit. They go "this one was grassfed, the other corn feed" and maybe you plot out which one is better. Like i just dont wanna eat shit
Trump's social media teams are DEI for pedophiles
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Trump's social media teams are DEI for pedophiles
wearing a shirt that says Anti-Fa:
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
wearing a shirt that says Anti-Fa:
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
bald pussy
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
bald pussy
Reposted by Dr. Clem Fandango, MD/MA
kash doing a true crime podcast in real time
September 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
kash doing a true crime podcast in real time
trump's gov't just put a missile defense system into the hands of AI. into the hands of this
July 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
trump's gov't just put a missile defense system into the hands of AI. into the hands of this
anyone good at fucking with AI command wise? This is the extent of my tech abilities
July 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
anyone good at fucking with AI command wise? This is the extent of my tech abilities
jerry senfeld: "what's the deal with calling people pedophiles?....actually the term is Ephebophilia"
July 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
jerry senfeld: "what's the deal with calling people pedophiles?....actually the term is Ephebophilia"
training MetaAI
July 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
training MetaAI
It's crazy they made another terrible Jurassic Park movie. One great one and 6 awful ones. Like they took Jaws and factored in inflation
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's crazy they made another terrible Jurassic Park movie. One great one and 6 awful ones. Like they took Jaws and factored in inflation
huh. i guess if you run on doing good things you can actually win an election. who'duv thunk
June 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
huh. i guess if you run on doing good things you can actually win an election. who'duv thunk
Hoping for the rest of his time on the earth to be nothing but horrific suffering and excruciating pain. At least the children of Gaza can find a tiny speck of solace in the fact that ol' Joe will be rotting away in the fires of Hell for eternity. inshallah
Biden has been diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer
Former President Joe Biden's office says he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Biden was seen last week by doctors after urinary symptoms and a prostate nodule were found.
apnews.com
May 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hoping for the rest of his time on the earth to be nothing but horrific suffering and excruciating pain. At least the children of Gaza can find a tiny speck of solace in the fact that ol' Joe will be rotting away in the fires of Hell for eternity. inshallah
becoming a congressman to start the Suck Caucus (Vacuum "Right to Repair" legislation)
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
becoming a congressman to start the Suck Caucus (Vacuum "Right to Repair" legislation)
whatchin we oawwn dis city whall drinkin a cuppa wudder (go durrrty burds, go oarrrles)
April 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
whatchin we oawwn dis city whall drinkin a cuppa wudder (go durrrty burds, go oarrrles)
I refuse to ever turn on notifications on any social media app. i will never reply to you on your schedule, I'll respond 5 days later and you can fuckin deal with it jabroni
April 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I refuse to ever turn on notifications on any social media app. i will never reply to you on your schedule, I'll respond 5 days later and you can fuckin deal with it jabroni
all the tech dystopian movies about AI always posited that it would be smarter than us. no one considered that the AI would be substantially dumber than us
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
all the tech dystopian movies about AI always posited that it would be smarter than us. no one considered that the AI would be substantially dumber than us
all i want is to have a president who doesn't have donkey brains. just one. all i ask
April 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
all i want is to have a president who doesn't have donkey brains. just one. all i ask
Reposted by Dr. Clem Fandango, MD/MA
it really makes it obvious that for right wingers the cruelty is explicitly the point. It's an ideology thats based entirely on being energy vampires that feed on others suffering
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
it really makes it obvious that for right wingers the cruelty is explicitly the point. It's an ideology thats based entirely on being energy vampires that feed on others suffering
Flintstones style "well its a living" but its my girlfriend and shes about to have sex with me
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Flintstones style "well its a living" but its my girlfriend and shes about to have sex with me
Reposted by Dr. Clem Fandango, MD/MA
i'm still stuck on how proud they were on taking analog data tapes and transferring them to digital will save money because (?) and poor steve albini is turing over in his grave rn
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i'm still stuck on how proud they were on taking analog data tapes and transferring them to digital will save money because (?) and poor steve albini is turing over in his grave rn
this is the best reply I've ever received on bluesky
April 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
this is the best reply I've ever received on bluesky
I dont want to scare anyone but i like work for the Bank and they're almost out of money. They said tomorrow morning is the last time for anyone to take out their money before there's no more money at the Bank. where i work.
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I dont want to scare anyone but i like work for the Bank and they're almost out of money. They said tomorrow morning is the last time for anyone to take out their money before there's no more money at the Bank. where i work.
Baja fish tacos and Jamaican cod fritters
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Baja fish tacos and Jamaican cod fritters