Professional Writer Dr. Daniel J. Soderburg, Esq. MD/MA
@drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social
I’m Daniel Soderburg I have bylines in the @nytimes @washingtonpost @thenation @thenurepublic @amatocom @moderncatowner @dancermonthly @75orless @538 please hire me I need money for my children I write ok
middle aged guys with squinty eyes and a gradually greying beard need to rise up. so sick of right wing grifters making us look like assholes. yeah I'll take a selfie in my car while I'm driving over Nick Shirley's skull like he's Phil Leatardo
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 AM
middle aged guys with squinty eyes and a gradually greying beard need to rise up. so sick of right wing grifters making us look like assholes. yeah I'll take a selfie in my car while I'm driving over Nick Shirley's skull like he's Phil Leatardo
"Skate. Or die."
"I choose die"
"Umm shit. Uhhh. We kind of assumed you'd choose skate. Are you sure you don't want to choose skate. Really not set up for anything except skate.Dammit this is gonna take a while, stay there..Really are you sure? You could die during skate. a decent compromise, right"
"I choose die"
"Umm shit. Uhhh. We kind of assumed you'd choose skate. Are you sure you don't want to choose skate. Really not set up for anything except skate.Dammit this is gonna take a while, stay there..Really are you sure? You could die during skate. a decent compromise, right"
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 AM
"Skate. Or die."
"I choose die"
"Umm shit. Uhhh. We kind of assumed you'd choose skate. Are you sure you don't want to choose skate. Really not set up for anything except skate.Dammit this is gonna take a while, stay there..Really are you sure? You could die during skate. a decent compromise, right"
"I choose die"
"Umm shit. Uhhh. We kind of assumed you'd choose skate. Are you sure you don't want to choose skate. Really not set up for anything except skate.Dammit this is gonna take a while, stay there..Really are you sure? You could die during skate. a decent compromise, right"
bruh @snopes.com literally "fact checked" that burger-reich agent eating shit on ice. Like what the fuck is wrong with you people. Stop doing this for the love of fucking god.
Posts claim ICE agent slipped on actual ice. They're almost right
A video depicting a federal agent running toward protesters and falling on ice in Minneapolis is authentic. But some posts miss a detail.
www.snopes.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
bruh @snopes.com literally "fact checked" that burger-reich agent eating shit on ice. Like what the fuck is wrong with you people. Stop doing this for the love of fucking god.
Trump's social media teams are DEI for pedophiles
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Trump's social media teams are DEI for pedophiles
wearing a shirt that says Anti-Fa:
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
wearing a shirt that says Anti-Fa:
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
random cracker: "what're you a terrorists?"
me: "I'm wearing a Mets cap too, do you think I play 3rd base for the Mets? Honestly I'm just a fan, but like they havent won since '45"
bald pussy
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
bald pussy
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kash doing a true crime podcast in real time
September 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
kash doing a true crime podcast in real time
trump's gov't just put a missile defense system into the hands of AI. into the hands of this
July 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
trump's gov't just put a missile defense system into the hands of AI. into the hands of this
anyone good at fucking with AI command wise? This is the extent of my tech abilities
July 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
anyone good at fucking with AI command wise? This is the extent of my tech abilities
jerry senfeld: "what's the deal with calling people pedophiles?....actually the term is Ephebophilia"
July 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
jerry senfeld: "what's the deal with calling people pedophiles?....actually the term is Ephebophilia"
training MetaAI
July 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
training MetaAI
It's crazy they made another terrible Jurassic Park movie. One great one and 6 awful ones. Like they took Jaws and factored in inflation
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's crazy they made another terrible Jurassic Park movie. One great one and 6 awful ones. Like they took Jaws and factored in inflation
huh. i guess if you run on doing good things you can actually win an election. who'duv thunk
June 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
huh. i guess if you run on doing good things you can actually win an election. who'duv thunk
Hoping for the rest of his time on the earth to be nothing but horrific suffering and excruciating pain. At least the children of Gaza can find a tiny speck of solace in the fact that ol' Joe will be rotting away in the fires of Hell for eternity. inshallah
Biden has been diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer
Former President Joe Biden's office says he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Biden was seen last week by doctors after urinary symptoms and a prostate nodule were found.
apnews.com
May 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hoping for the rest of his time on the earth to be nothing but horrific suffering and excruciating pain. At least the children of Gaza can find a tiny speck of solace in the fact that ol' Joe will be rotting away in the fires of Hell for eternity. inshallah
becoming a congressman to start the Suck Caucus (Vacuum "Right to Repair" legislation)
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
becoming a congressman to start the Suck Caucus (Vacuum "Right to Repair" legislation)
whatchin we oawwn dis city whall drinkin a cuppa wudder (go durrrty burds, go oarrrles)
April 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
whatchin we oawwn dis city whall drinkin a cuppa wudder (go durrrty burds, go oarrrles)
I refuse to ever turn on notifications on any social media app. i will never reply to you on your schedule, I'll respond 5 days later and you can fuckin deal with it jabroni
April 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I refuse to ever turn on notifications on any social media app. i will never reply to you on your schedule, I'll respond 5 days later and you can fuckin deal with it jabroni
all the tech dystopian movies about AI always posited that it would be smarter than us. no one considered that the AI would be substantially dumber than us
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
all the tech dystopian movies about AI always posited that it would be smarter than us. no one considered that the AI would be substantially dumber than us
all i want is to have a president who doesn't have donkey brains. just one. all i ask
April 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
all i want is to have a president who doesn't have donkey brains. just one. all i ask
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it really makes it obvious that for right wingers the cruelty is explicitly the point. It's an ideology thats based entirely on being energy vampires that feed on others suffering
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
it really makes it obvious that for right wingers the cruelty is explicitly the point. It's an ideology thats based entirely on being energy vampires that feed on others suffering
Flintstones style "well its a living" but its my girlfriend and shes about to have sex with me
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Flintstones style "well its a living" but its my girlfriend and shes about to have sex with me
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i'm still stuck on how proud they were on taking analog data tapes and transferring them to digital will save money because (?) and poor steve albini is turing over in his grave rn
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i'm still stuck on how proud they were on taking analog data tapes and transferring them to digital will save money because (?) and poor steve albini is turing over in his grave rn
this is the best reply I've ever received on bluesky
April 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
this is the best reply I've ever received on bluesky