Draw me an Elephant
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@jackschlossberg.bsky.social pretty sure this is just because she’s finally coming to her senses and wants to be with you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@jackschlossberg.bsky.social pretty sure this is just because she’s finally coming to her senses and wants to be with you.
Theaters will continue to bury their heads in the sand that it's not because it's more expensive to watch in theaters than own or subscribe to a whole month of streaming.
September 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Theaters will continue to bury their heads in the sand that it's not because it's more expensive to watch in theaters than own or subscribe to a whole month of streaming.
Well he only got the Road Rules position due to being in the Real World: Boston first so kind of unqualified for that too.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Well he only got the Road Rules position due to being in the Real World: Boston first so kind of unqualified for that too.
They ran it through a diverse focus group.
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
They ran it through a diverse focus group.
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social hope this is on YouTube. 20 million, Jimny.
April 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social hope this is on YouTube. 20 million, Jimny.
Temu rifles and vehicles from the 1950s. Maybe they can secure some old Yugo hatchbacks and really turn this thing around.
April 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Temu rifles and vehicles from the 1950s. Maybe they can secure some old Yugo hatchbacks and really turn this thing around.
That'll put some spring in your step!
April 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That'll put some spring in your step!
I was trying to dig up images of when France was occupied to see what those Nazi collabs looked like. I feel like they have plenty of "That wasn't my proudest moment" moments that I'm blissfully ignorant of.
April 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I was trying to dig up images of when France was occupied to see what those Nazi collabs looked like. I feel like they have plenty of "That wasn't my proudest moment" moments that I'm blissfully ignorant of.
I posted that then looked and saw you already did. Great minds think alike. I had people explain this building to me before smartphones and how terrible they are a company and it was just a fun wild romp.
April 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I posted that then looked and saw you already did. Great minds think alike. I had people explain this building to me before smartphones and how terrible they are a company and it was just a fun wild romp.
I'd honestly like to see him do a hard pivot into TikTok dances or something just fun and absolutely tone deaf that ignores any of the past. Maybe would be a plus if it involved Candace Owens and they just talked about how fun the 90s shows on Nickelodeon were.
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'd honestly like to see him do a hard pivot into TikTok dances or something just fun and absolutely tone deaf that ignores any of the past. Maybe would be a plus if it involved Candace Owens and they just talked about how fun the 90s shows on Nickelodeon were.
They say the first million is the hardest. I am betting the first deal is with the Heard Island and McDonald Islands and the only thing in the way of cementing the deal is two small issues 1) not speaking penguin 2) they brought tinned fish and the penguins don't have fingers
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
They say the first million is the hardest. I am betting the first deal is with the Heard Island and McDonald Islands and the only thing in the way of cementing the deal is two small issues 1) not speaking penguin 2) they brought tinned fish and the penguins don't have fingers
I'm so excited. The first person I checked was @lizzobeeating.bsky.social and she was indeed checked. Sadly @lizcheney.bsky.social seems to have given up on us :(
April 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm so excited. The first person I checked was @lizzobeeating.bsky.social and she was indeed checked. Sadly @lizcheney.bsky.social seems to have given up on us :(
Lizzo thirst traps on Bluesky before GTA6.
April 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Lizzo thirst traps on Bluesky before GTA6.
I liked the idea of it but Matt Mullenweg and Mark Zuckerberg being big parts of it doesn’t give me the same vibes. Sort of glad Bluesky isn’t part of it.
April 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I liked the idea of it but Matt Mullenweg and Mark Zuckerberg being big parts of it doesn’t give me the same vibes. Sort of glad Bluesky isn’t part of it.
When the Switch 2 gets tariffed she won’t be laughing.
April 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When the Switch 2 gets tariffed she won’t be laughing.
There’s a root found in Nambia that’s gonna cure all of our ailments from cancer to diverticulitis to bone spurs to wokness to heterochromia.
April 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
There’s a root found in Nambia that’s gonna cure all of our ailments from cancer to diverticulitis to bone spurs to wokness to heterochromia.
Seems super excessive. Maybe a simple pencil drawing at most.
March 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Seems super excessive. Maybe a simple pencil drawing at most.
Me too. I thought she did great. Smerkonish kind of seemed to answer tweets responding to the protest that were clearly about Gavin's guests and that felt sort of like a big miss. JoJo was a big hit though.
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me too. I thought she did great. Smerkonish kind of seemed to answer tweets responding to the protest that were clearly about Gavin's guests and that felt sort of like a big miss. JoJo was a big hit though.
I think what's important is that everyone has fun.
March 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think what's important is that everyone has fun.
Maybe the planes just have bird flu and we could give em ivermectin to fix everything.
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maybe the planes just have bird flu and we could give em ivermectin to fix everything.
I feel like someone should be yelling "you're not allowed to park here" at some of these vehicles.
March 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I feel like someone should be yelling "you're not allowed to park here" at some of these vehicles.
Great job. I expected it to be a little bit Jersey but that was palpably Jersey. Thanks for clarifying that Central Jersey is, in fact, a thing.
March 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Great job. I expected it to be a little bit Jersey but that was palpably Jersey. Thanks for clarifying that Central Jersey is, in fact, a thing.