Draw me an Elephant
@drawmeanelephant.com
I write places to draw me an elephant.
They ran it through a diverse focus group.
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
They ran it through a diverse focus group.
📸 Ad placement crime scene:
Freshworks just "uncomplicated" the entire top 80% of Ars Technica.
Feels less like an ad and more like a SaaS hostage situation.
#Freshworks @arstechnica.com what happened to margins? To shame?
#adshaming #uxsin #bannercrime #oldwebmourning #commanderTacoWouldNever
Freshworks just "uncomplicated" the entire top 80% of Ars Technica.
Feels less like an ad and more like a SaaS hostage situation.
#Freshworks @arstechnica.com what happened to margins? To shame?
#adshaming #uxsin #bannercrime #oldwebmourning #commanderTacoWouldNever
June 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
📸 Ad placement crime scene:
Freshworks just "uncomplicated" the entire top 80% of Ars Technica.
Feels less like an ad and more like a SaaS hostage situation.
#Freshworks @arstechnica.com what happened to margins? To shame?
#adshaming #uxsin #bannercrime #oldwebmourning #commanderTacoWouldNever
Freshworks just "uncomplicated" the entire top 80% of Ars Technica.
Feels less like an ad and more like a SaaS hostage situation.
#Freshworks @arstechnica.com what happened to margins? To shame?
#adshaming #uxsin #bannercrime #oldwebmourning #commanderTacoWouldNever
Okay so this is a new one and I don't think they are on Bluesky but it's from Karas Kustoms and Gee I think specifically there with a purple G2 refill. They make pens out of Arizona including this one which is a Vertex. The elephant is pretty good. Running out of characters to type #drawmeanelephant
April 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Okay so this is a new one and I don't think they are on Bluesky but it's from Karas Kustoms and Gee I think specifically there with a purple G2 refill. They make pens out of Arizona including this one which is a Vertex. The elephant is pretty good. Running out of characters to type #drawmeanelephant
When the Switch 2 gets tariffed she won’t be laughing.
April 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When the Switch 2 gets tariffed she won’t be laughing.
Seems super excessive. Maybe a simple pencil drawing at most.
March 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Seems super excessive. Maybe a simple pencil drawing at most.
I explicitly avoid learning about elephants but love to ask places to draw them for me. I found out African elephants are the ones with the bigger ears against my will.
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I explicitly avoid learning about elephants but love to ask places to draw them for me. I found out African elephants are the ones with the bigger ears against my will.
Saw it on TikTok first but here it is.
January 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Saw it on TikTok first but here it is.
Pretty sure they were mentally ill violent drug offenders per Elon Musk. To clarify not talking Don Jr or convicted drug offender Timmy Zeeb that helped them hire the real homeless.
January 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Pretty sure they were mentally ill violent drug offenders per Elon Musk. To clarify not talking Don Jr or convicted drug offender Timmy Zeeb that helped them hire the real homeless.
Picture of my pussy slightly obfuscated.
January 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Picture of my pussy slightly obfuscated.
Facebook going. Abandoned my dog's page. Never did have the courage to post when he crossed the rainbow bridge. Felt like trauma dumping.
January 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Facebook going. Abandoned my dog's page. Never did have the courage to post when he crossed the rainbow bridge. Felt like trauma dumping.
I always ask for an elephant of any quality. They are all great elephants.
January 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I always ask for an elephant of any quality. They are all great elephants.
Crooked Pecker out of Chagrin Falls drew this one and its super smol so I scanned in the actual elephant at jumbo res before my scanner died on me. They did a great job and are still in business. #drawmeanelephant
January 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Crooked Pecker out of Chagrin Falls drew this one and its super smol so I scanned in the actual elephant at jumbo res before my scanner died on me. They did a great job and are still in business. #drawmeanelephant
She's gonna need something stronger than the Champagne of Beers tonight.
January 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
She's gonna need something stronger than the Champagne of Beers tonight.
HP402DN has been a great printer for me for single side one color laser printer for me. There are so many bad HP printers.
January 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
HP402DN has been a great printer for me for single side one color laser printer for me. There are so many bad HP printers.
Probably the most persecuted person in the persecutediest persecute that ever persecuted a persecutie. He's a persecutie pie. #persecutie
January 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Probably the most persecuted person in the persecutediest persecute that ever persecuted a persecutie. He's a persecutie pie. #persecutie
This chick would be proud of her.
January 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This chick would be proud of her.
Set both my Threads profiles to disappear. Facebook next and then Instagram.
December 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Set both my Threads profiles to disappear. Facebook next and then Instagram.
His whole TikTok is filled with the "I like my sootcase" videos like mine.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
His whole TikTok is filled with the "I like my sootcase" videos like mine.
I read it on a Truth Social meme so it's probably true.
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I read it on a Truth Social meme so it's probably true.
Meidas pulls some crazy views. I'm not a huge fan of that length of video for information density, but contributed more than a few views to them.
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Meidas pulls some crazy views. I'm not a huge fan of that length of video for information density, but contributed more than a few views to them.
It's probably mostly because Clippy and Rover are no longer in the picture.
December 6, 2024 at 9:26 PM
It's probably mostly because Clippy and Rover are no longer in the picture.
Okay this one was from Copper State Brewing out of Green Bay Wisconsin. I get tons of elephants from Wisconsin and Iowa disproportionately but the both also have a lot of drinkers. This one looks like a nutsack LMAO. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
November 29, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Okay this one was from Copper State Brewing out of Green Bay Wisconsin. I get tons of elephants from Wisconsin and Iowa disproportionately but the both also have a lot of drinkers. This one looks like a nutsack LMAO. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
This one was done by Fisher Beer works or rather @joshscheuerman.bsky.social for them. He’s done a whole bunch of murals and wild shit since. Totally worth following and seems to know his shit about making eye catching building art #drawmeanelephant
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
This one was done by Fisher Beer works or rather @joshscheuerman.bsky.social for them. He’s done a whole bunch of murals and wild shit since. Totally worth following and seems to know his shit about making eye catching building art #drawmeanelephant