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Draw me an Elephant
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I write places to draw me an elephant.
📸 Ad placement crime scene:
Freshworks just "uncomplicated" the entire top 80% of Ars Technica.

Feels less like an ad and more like a SaaS hostage situation.

#Freshworks @arstechnica.com what happened to margins? To shame?

#adshaming #uxsin #bannercrime #oldwebmourning #commanderTacoWouldNever
June 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Okay so this is a new one and I don't think they are on Bluesky but it's from Karas Kustoms and Gee I think specifically there with a purple G2 refill. They make pens out of Arizona including this one which is a Vertex. The elephant is pretty good. Running out of characters to type #drawmeanelephant
April 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I was gonna post the link to this but they already posted so here we are.

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January 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Crooked Pecker out of Chagrin Falls drew this one and its super smol so I scanned in the actual elephant at jumbo res before my scanner died on me. They did a great job and are still in business. #drawmeanelephant
January 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Set both my Threads profiles to disappear. Facebook next and then Instagram.
December 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
More fonts makes it more true.
December 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Okay this one was from Copper State Brewing out of Green Bay Wisconsin. I get tons of elephants from Wisconsin and Iowa disproportionately but the both also have a lot of drinkers. This one looks like a nutsack LMAO. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
November 29, 2024 at 1:42 PM
This one was done by Fisher Beer works or rather @joshscheuerman.bsky.social for them. He’s done a whole bunch of murals and wild shit since. Totally worth following and seems to know his shit about making eye catching building art #drawmeanelephant
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
#moderationlist megathread? Why not? I’ll start with my list. It’s people who aren’t trying to contribute anything. Sometimes plain spammers but mostly people here with the exclusive purpose of griefing an acting like a shitcock.

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November 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
The Waystation in Brooklyn was one I got supremely lucky with in scoring an absolute treasure-trove of elephants. This was part of a series when redditor QBee_MLM_HATER would give me the choicest cuts to write to. Many of them paid off big-time and I'll post the rest in comments #drawmeanelephant
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
True Terpenes drew these two elephants with an order. I once met Teresa from there at a Champs trade show and she was super nice. #drawmeanelephant #trueterpenes #champstradeshow #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 AM
My success rate with getting elephant drawings is significantly better when money is involved. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask #pourover
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I got a bulk order of pocket potatoes and requested an elephant. Alec Blows Glass obliged my request with this Holstein elephant. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
November 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I'm not sure if this thing is eating my posts or there's a moderation purgatory but this one was pretty early in my writing of breweries. Stone's Throw at one point had someone throw a stone through a window, which seemed loke someone who didn't understand irony or idioms. #drawmeanelephant
November 20, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I really liked this style but the typography nerd in me reads New Helvetia as Helvetica Neue. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
November 20, 2024 at 7:45 PM
There was an area of the #pizzahut app where your phone number and special notes would carry over from order to order. It was meant to say "side door" or something to that effect but for lack of a better option I put in to draw me an elephant. #drawmeanelephant
November 19, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I used the Instagram app layout to make this little collage. I asked Dogfish Head (not the in but the actual brewery) for unstuck beer labels. Then I decided to write for elephants after striking out with pizza places and got one by their greeter who loves typewriters. #drawmeanelephant
November 19, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Here's a bunch of pens I got from Dogfish Inn's Andrew.
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
The Dogfish Head Inn drew a whole bunch and was kind of the meterstick for unrealistic expectations for my writing efforts. Quality of selection for whom you are writing to is paramount for success. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointscaredtoask
November 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I wrote thousands of places for elephants and got hundreds back. Here's one from Hammer Springs out of Salt Lake City Utah. The owner seemed like a super nice guy. #drawmeanelephant #nocluehowhashtagsworkandatthispointafraidtoask
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM