5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
banner
draculacore.bsky.social
5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
@draculacore.bsky.social
Pinned
Art posts are what gets the most traction for me here, so why fight it? Here's something new for me!
#twelvelabours #artchallenge #art #mythology #collab #noai
If it weren't for Wattpad and AO3 we would probably have way more Kate Bushes
August 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Seeing the response to Fantastic Four: First Steps is a surreal experience for me.
It feels like a prank how hard people are glazing a movie that was chopped apart worse than Whedon's Justice League cut. The film has no first act. The characters have no personality besides what we're told about them
July 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by 5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
LAWYER: your honor my client believes that the opposite of meteor is youteor

OTHER LAWYER: objection your honor it is clearly meteand

ME (from the jury): youteand

JUDGE: *bangs gavel* i will not tolerate a double opposite in my courtroom
July 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One of the most underrated parts of Star Trek TOS that nobody talks about is the episode where they keep talking about how this computer genius is visiting who everyone is glazing and he shows up and he's a black guy. Nobody mentions it because why would they? It's the future. But for the 60s? Wild.
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Me and the bad bitch I pulled by shooting cum out of my watch:
July 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mid-Tastic Four.
Not awful, but a mess. Lots to love. Cast did a great job and the characters were all great, but the script was an obvious hatchet job. I want Shalla-Bal to ride me like a surfboard. Kevin Feige must suffer.
July 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by 5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
they should give steven harvey permission to hit the contestants atop the dome when he gets frustrated and needs to blow off some steam
July 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Breaking: Donald Trump has directed the FBI and CIA to aid in a plan to drop a giant psychic squid on New York City to unite humanity against an imagined alien threat to distract from the Epstein list.
July 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If Max Landis hadn't gotten canceled he might have been able to one-up his father with an even deadlier helicopter crash. We were on the precipice of something big.
July 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Felt like I was watching a cartel execution dude
July 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Everyone in this is dead now
July 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dick Suckly's Hoelistic Penis Agency
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hulk Hogan's last words were reportedly "Being bisexual lowkey fell off"
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by 5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
Suddenly that liberal arts major isn't that much of a joke.
The tech industry has already fired 100,000 workers this year.

Microsoft, Meta, and Intel have cut the most jobs.

Amazon, Google, Salesforce, and Cisco have also fired thousands of workers, each.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A while ago I did this redesign of the Golden Age Public Domain character "The Spider Queen", who slung webs decades before Peter Parker.
I like how she turned out, personally.

#art #fanart #spider #comic #comics #goldenage #superheroes
July 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by 5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
"Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath is the only way to go right now.
July 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This didn't say anything I didn't know. It did make it all come together in a way that makes it so much more clear.
Fantastic read.
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Are you still thinking about Epstein? Check out this rubber pencil.
Are you still thinking about Jeffrey Epstein?? Anyway check out these documents about Obama, Clinton and Comey
July 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
RFK Jr is such a wild character like what if one of the Kennedys was also Rorschach
July 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
All she wanna do is get naked
July 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you see this, post a character with White Hair
July 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by 5, 5 Dolla, 5 Dolla Footlong
all these girls claim to be puppygirls but aint got that mf dawg in them
July 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I usually try to resist Prequels-revisionism because those movies still basically suck, but I will say, I think Padme Amidala remains the best-dressed woman in the galaxy.

Leia is far better written character and a lot more capable but no woman has ever been dressed better than Padme Amidala.
July 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM