Paul Cummins
@dracostandard.bsky.social
School senior leader, autistic number cruncher, gaming geek. I generally liked their early stuff before they were cool
The glory of the tism... trying to get myself to eat veg... make a variety of exciting dishes. Can't face them after spending hours cooking them
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The glory of the tism... trying to get myself to eat veg... make a variety of exciting dishes. Can't face them after spending hours cooking them
Am i the only one with a turkey prep spreadsheet?
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Am i the only one with a turkey prep spreadsheet?
I’ve just signed a 38 Degrees petition to tell the Government: Do everything you can to defend our BBC from Donald Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit and don't give him a penny. Will you add your name? act.38degrees.org.uk/act/Stand-up...
Donald Trump has filed a $10bn lawsuit against the BBC over a Panorama documentary! 🚨 If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. Stand...
Donald Trump has filed a $10bn lawsuit against the BBC over a Panorama documentary! 🚨 If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. Stand...
act.38degrees.org.uk
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ve just signed a 38 Degrees petition to tell the Government: Do everything you can to defend our BBC from Donald Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit and don't give him a penny. Will you add your name? act.38degrees.org.uk/act/Stand-up...
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this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
Reposted by Paul Cummins
This is just great.
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
October 4, 2024 at 6:56 AM
This is just great.
Was really looking forward to seeing Matt Green in Northampton tomorrow, but flu has wrecked that ... anyone after tickets? www.ticketswap.com/listing/matt...
Matt Green - Legitimate Concerns
TicketSwap is the safest place to buy and sell tickets. A simple and fair-priced marketplace for fans to buy and sell tickets for events, concerts, festivals, etc.
www.ticketswap.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Was really looking forward to seeing Matt Green in Northampton tomorrow, but flu has wrecked that ... anyone after tickets? www.ticketswap.com/listing/matt...
Is the trump parecetamol thing just another misogynistic attempt to control women
September 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Is the trump parecetamol thing just another misogynistic attempt to control women
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'Immigration doesn't bother me but it seems to bother everyone else' – Everyone.
This is what happens when the media runs away with Hard Right narratives.
This is what happens when the media runs away with Hard Right narratives.
August 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
'Immigration doesn't bother me but it seems to bother everyone else' – Everyone.
This is what happens when the media runs away with Hard Right narratives.
This is what happens when the media runs away with Hard Right narratives.
I love how naked gun leans into the dad/teacher/cracker joke, a splendid tool to bring people together to laugh at utter silliness
August 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love how naked gun leans into the dad/teacher/cracker joke, a splendid tool to bring people together to laugh at utter silliness
w this is a band to watch for... amazing live, and about to release an EP youtube.com/watch?v=s_Ub...
July 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
w this is a band to watch for... amazing live, and about to release an EP youtube.com/watch?v=s_Ub...
Being a teacher while autistic is hard work. The end of year activities week has broken me with three days of rolling meltdown... each day just about holding it together to get through the day before going home and collapsing internally
July 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Being a teacher while autistic is hard work. The end of year activities week has broken me with three days of rolling meltdown... each day just about holding it together to get through the day before going home and collapsing internally
Wet leg are a bit bloody good
June 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wet leg are a bit bloody good
Just had to cross the school field. Managed to avoid summoning a worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Just had to cross the school field. Managed to avoid summoning a worm
My first park run this morning. Within touching distance of last place. The only way is up
March 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My first park run this morning. Within touching distance of last place. The only way is up
Nothing like having your first meltdown in years to start the day off with a bang
March 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Nothing like having your first meltdown in years to start the day off with a bang
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does getting 3 alumni magazines from 3 different universities make me a member of the alumniati?
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
does getting 3 alumni magazines from 3 different universities make me a member of the alumniati?
Spent most of the evening in freezing rain trying to find the cat. Turned out he had jumped off the garage into the service road and discovered there is no cat friendly way to return. The pitiful mews when he heard me almost make me feel sorry for him... silly nanimule
February 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Spent most of the evening in freezing rain trying to find the cat. Turned out he had jumped off the garage into the service road and discovered there is no cat friendly way to return. The pitiful mews when he heard me almost make me feel sorry for him... silly nanimule
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
25 years of marriage. Best thing ever.
January 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
25 years of marriage. Best thing ever.
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⚠️ BREAKING: What Is Causing Extreme Weather?
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
What Is Causing Extreme Weather? - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
⚠️ BREAKING: What Is Causing Extreme Weather?
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
How does one delete one's meta accounts?
January 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
How does one delete one's meta accounts?
This week I have mainly been trying to turn excel I to a relational database because people don't want a database but have database requirements. Currently its actually excel pretending to be a front end while the database that is actually doing all the work hides behind power query
November 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This week I have mainly been trying to turn excel I to a relational database because people don't want a database but have database requirements. Currently its actually excel pretending to be a front end while the database that is actually doing all the work hides behind power query