Regardless, it's clear that Trump has given the green light to foreign leaders who know that the US is weak, poorly led, & adrift in world affairs. Putin & Bibi illustrate this w/ their brazen actions, knowing there will be no repercussions. Now we wait to see if Xi is bold enough try to take Taiwan

The strike was shocking indeed, but perhaps more shocking is the Economist being clever and using the term "Qatarstrophic" in its headline. Humor and wit usually not associated with my favorite news source...

More evidence of an ADD porridge-brained POTUS recklessly lurching from one self-made crisis to the next with no plan while bypassing congress, mocking the Constitution. Meanwhile Russia taunts NATO with Polish drone incursions & China eyes Taiwan knowing US is led by a reality show humorless clown.

I think I speak for all level-headed Americans when I say: fuck #Mississippi.

A gaggle of awkward soldiers with assault rifles activated for combat b/c kids can't scroll TikTok & Instagram. That's some sad shit. Only thing more pitiful is that a government would think the suppression of free speech is a good idea. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out bitches.

Wow, it took a hedge fund billionaire to espouse this profound wisdom. Thanks genius. What an asshole. Take your billions and shove them up your ass. Where were you to call this vacuous imbecilic clown out last year when he was blurting these preposterous nonsensical claims from his blubbery face

Saying tariffs will create jobs & make us rich is like saying high demand w/ low supply will lower prices. This fat jowled oaf is a real economics genius, probably from the books he says he never reads. What’s next for this gifted savant, perhaps a breakthrough in quantum mechanics or string theory?

I’m sure companies will start rushing to build billion dollar US factories when the waffling, wishy-washy, two-faced, Machiavellian, backstabbing, duplicitous know-nothing ignorant tub of flabby goo in the Oval Office keeps changing his mind & reneging as the wind blows. Get this fuck out of office

No shit. Thanks Goldman for the headline for this week’s edition of Duuuhh Magazine. You wanted Trump you tax break fattened hyenas. Your greed and short-sightedness, so desperate to make a few bucks. Idiots. You put him in, YOU GET THIS FAT CLOWN OUT OF OFFICE

@npr.org what the actual fuck on choosing this as your Monday morning headline story? "The rich continue to flaunt their extravagance while you all suffer" status quo in the US. This isn't news unless space orcas are involved.

Truly a headline for our times. Time to realize that your chosen career is a failure, & you could have taken a better path, like being pretty, getting fake boobs, & wrecking the marriage of an ultra wealthy male & leveraging all of these to get yourself & a washed up pop singer friend into orbit.

Wow our president really did an amazing job defusing this crisis and negotiating a fair end of an unjust war started by a totalitarian, dirtbag Russian regime. Your blood is on our hands, and astute, true Americans know this. We're working on it, hang tight.

A few conditions. Sure. Such as a small brain, smaller intellect, fat protruding gut, and loud mouth connected to an incoherent brain which is clearly not synaptically firing on all cylinders. Let's start a gofundme to send the POTUS truckloads of Big Macs to accelerate his grotesque decline.

Frontier is raging dumpster fire behind a whorehouse. Them taking swipes at anyone is hilarious.
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Amen sister.
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Flying Frontier is death by a thousand paper cuts...or more appropriately, a thousand bogus fees. Although I don't see a specific bird or parrot fee surprisingly.
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Tragic, and after all they've done for the environment...by plastering animals on their jet fuel guzzling planes.
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Devastating news, where will I store my "personal items" for free now??
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