Thomas Castelnau
dr3adnaught.bsky.social
Thomas Castelnau
@dr3adnaught.bsky.social
Writer, thinker, lover
The clown in chief strikes again, complete with mangled facts, false reality, poor spelling, and haphazard capitalization. Get this crying spoiled toddler out of office NOW
March 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Clown King imposing tariffs for no reason. NO. REASON. Stock markets hate uncertainty & the king of the GOP clown show is slapping them haphazardly about the way Tammy Faye Bakker caked makeup on her face. She was a classy evangelical too, if she were alive she’d probably be secretary of defense
March 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The #Pittsburgh #Pirates stink.The #Penguins are owned by a Boston conglomerate. We base the most important decisions in life upon our personal beliefs and merit. Why are we blindly pledging allegiance to sports teams based upon where we were born and raised?
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February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump Slaps Vatican with 175% Tariffs for Not Stopping Fentanyl Flow and For Those Weird Dudes Whispering Behind Dark Screens

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February 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump's early swings in the ring haven't disappointed, like a schizophrenic boxer with Tourette's after a cocaine binge. America first--let's go occupy Gaza. Let's impose tariffs, let's not. Let's buy Greenland & invade Panama, until he saw something new and shiny. What a hypocrite. What an a-hole.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trump Vows to Hit the Vatican with 175% Tariffs Lest It Do More to Curb Fentanyl and Those Weird Robed Dudes
In Dark Rooms Behind Dark Screens
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February 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When Did Fairness Become Woke and Bolshevik?
Baseball's sad decline into a farce mirrors the slide of modern day American life
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January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Donald Trump and the Crispy Lettuce
"Shut up and lock the f***ing door"
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January 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM