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Dexter St. Jacque
@dpzzle.bsky.social
Trust & Estates atty at Wolfram & Hart. 9 iron or 9mm, always ready to put a hole in one. Country Club Thug. 3 Time Trap Croquet Champion. (Y)Our Kind of People. Old school nerd. Forever Self-Deprecatory. 1904 1906 1933
I’m not even on the jury and I vote to acquit, or find her not liable or whatever. Whatever they said she did, she ain’t do it, she’s innocent and/or it’s not her fault.
Knee knockers bro
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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You don’t like 50-year mortgages? How about 15-year car loans?
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hot tub and cigar weather…
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made.” -James Bond; also DPzzle, prolly
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ran out my standard vermouth making just one martini. Any more and I have to break into the #EmergencyVermouth
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just told Blythe that they put Veterans Day on my Alphaversary so that everyone could have a day off and celebrate me as a vet of the process.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I turn 25 in Alpha tomorrow, so let me know if you need an address for where to send all the gifts.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I enjoy BlueSky but I do be forgetting my place on here sometimes and that’s on me. Every convo ain’t for everyone, including (especially?) me and I forget that at times, at my peril.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Excellent!
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."

For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Good morning to everyone but especially to Lady Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whose judgement against Rudy Giuliani for defaming them and turning their lives upside down cannot be pardoned away by the president
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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My back hurts from carrying all the morals for the skyline
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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There’s ONE area where prices are down: promised “rebate” checks.

$̶5̶0̶0̶0̶ —> $2000
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Parts of it definitely were beautiful…
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Kid Rock cancels New York shows: “I don’t sing for commies.”

Darryl Ayo falls on the floor, aghast and in tears: “No. Not Kid Rock. Please. What have we—the left—done?”
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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In the last month, the FBI has charged players from two different leagues for roles in sports-betting scandals.

Either legalized gambling is exposing corruption that’s always been there.

Or it’s creating it.

Either answer is terrible for sports.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Formula One, oases, and coffee with gold flakes.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Speaking of 80s things, you guys remember “Choose Your Own Adventure” books? They made a board game version of one of the books that I’ve been dying to play at a party w/some friends.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That’s why I mind my broke-ass business.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I shouldn’t laugh when I see these headlines but I do..
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dawg…

And also pocket-clocking ppl w/way more money than them. 😂
Another day, another instance of y’all watching/counting/spending someone else’s pockets when you should be managing yours better.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Awww man…
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM