DaPhonk
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DaPhonk
@dphonk.bsky.social
What we see unfolding in the White House today is nothing more than a remake of Don’t Look Up. The characters are all there—the only thing that has changed is the casting.
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The U.S. has become just another shithole country. Her political system has been hi-jacked by the president working in sync w/ oligarchs, the “justice system“, “law enforcement“ and social media to break you into submission. They’re ripping you of everything. 🤡 #us #funhouse
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
October 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If you have to say you’re really good at something, you’re not really good at something.
September 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
September 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Why are we letting a bunch of geriatrics ruin the world
August 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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“We can triple production tomorrow. What we need is money” —Zelenskyy's strategic advisor Kamyshin

Ukraine’s ready to outproduce Russia. The bottleneck? Contracts.

Europe, step up.
Kamyshin built Ukraine’s arsenal sixfold—now he says Europe must pay to unlock it - Euromaidan Press
Former strategic industries minister Kamyshin reveals Ukraine's factories can triple weapons output immediately, but critical swarm drone technology remains unavailable.
euromaidanpress.com
August 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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This cannot be a "solution" that every neighbor of Russia must give up a significant portion of their territory from time to time in order to live in peace... for a while longer. It is time to demilitarize Russia and return the annexed lands.

#russianaggression
#rulesbasedworldorder
#strongEurope
President Stubb:

Some of the international media might wonder, "Why is the President of Finland here?" I think the reason is probably that we might come from a small country, but we have a long border with Russia, over 800 miles⤵️
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Trump is a disgusting teenage boy trapped in an old man's body.

That is why he likes young women. That is why he acts like a disrespectful, embarrassing asshole.

He was never held accountable and was never forced to grow up. They thought money would be enough.

Fucking sad. For all of us.
August 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I have a tremendous idea: SaaP

Software as a Product

Instead of paying every month, you just buy it once and then you just kind of keep it

Who's with me
August 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Never in the story of the American republic have so few worked so hard to strip so much from so many. 🤡
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Moscow?
FBI, MPD, and DEA roaming around D.C. with literally nothing to do. Your tax dollars being put to great use.

Fucking embarrassment
August 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
…and now, presented to you by The Greatest Showman - ”Domestic Civil Disturbance Quick Reaction Force”. I’m glad I’m on the east side of the pond 🙏
Every one of these guys represents more than $100k a year. All wasted doing this because they aren't street cops and they aren't trained to be. Why? Trump is in the Epstein files and failing as a fucking President. He needs this pretend bullshit to distract the dumbest among us, AKA MAGA.
FBI, MPD, and DEA roaming around D.C. with literally nothing to do. Your tax dollars being put to great use.

Fucking embarrassment
August 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The U.S. has become just another shithole country. Her political system has been hi-jacked by the president working in sync w/ oligarchs, the “justice system“, “law enforcement“ and social media to break you into submission. They’re ripping you of everything. 🤡 #us #funhouse
August 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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So where are your ‘checks & balances’ to prevent this?
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
July 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Tech bros don’t want to save the world. They want to own it, brand it, license it, and charge you a monthly fee to visit.
July 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Excellent piece
#slate
Here’s How You’ll Feel the Loss of Federal Workers
From national parks to national security, cuts will hit home.
slate.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Most of this “press conference” is this lunatic yelling at the media. This guy is so obsessed with his press coverage that he can’t even function.
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Mic drop.
June 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM