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Wife quote of the day: "you should try this carrot bread. It's like zucchini bread... but with carrots."
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wife quote of the day: "you should try this carrot bread. It's like zucchini bread... but with carrots."
It's sad that modern life is basically all sticks and no carrots.
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's sad that modern life is basically all sticks and no carrots.
Just leaving this here this week.
A Farewell To Kings
YouTube video by Rush - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just leaving this here this week.
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One of these pictures shows a violent insurrection.
The other picture is Portland Oregon.
The other picture is Portland Oregon.
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
One of these pictures shows a violent insurrection.
The other picture is Portland Oregon.
The other picture is Portland Oregon.
All this time I thought there were 3 h's in "thresh(h)old", but looking at it now that does look a bit ridiculous.
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
All this time I thought there were 3 h's in "thresh(h)old", but looking at it now that does look a bit ridiculous.
I downloaded the Bing wallpaper app on my new work laptop and was sad to discover it's not all pictures of Bing Crosby holding cherries.
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I downloaded the Bing wallpaper app on my new work laptop and was sad to discover it's not all pictures of Bing Crosby holding cherries.
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I can't believe how lonely it is here on K Street. There's no one like me here on K Street today.
May 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I can't believe how lonely it is here on K Street. There's no one like me here on K Street today.
Yesterday, the kid at the barber shop asked me how old I was, presumably to give me a senior discount. For a second, I couldn't remember but if he had asked today, I could have said I'm "tweaked my back putting on my socks" years old.
May 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yesterday, the kid at the barber shop asked me how old I was, presumably to give me a senior discount. For a second, I couldn't remember but if he had asked today, I could have said I'm "tweaked my back putting on my socks" years old.
If there's not a pot shop in Anchorage (or Ketchikan or Seward, etc.) called Baked Alaska, someone is seriously missing out on a business opportunity.
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If there's not a pot shop in Anchorage (or Ketchikan or Seward, etc.) called Baked Alaska, someone is seriously missing out on a business opportunity.
My friends and I used to try to recreate this shot over and over on the playground. As Sonics fans, it was kind of an exorcism, or catharsis, or something.
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My friends and I used to try to recreate this shot over and over on the playground. As Sonics fans, it was kind of an exorcism, or catharsis, or something.
Update: I checked with her, and her least favorite team is: Wolves.
Just kidding, it's Chelsea.
Just kidding, it's Chelsea.
I have not confirmed this with her, but I have a feeling my dog's favorite team in the Premier League is West HAM.
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Update: I checked with her, and her least favorite team is: Wolves.
Just kidding, it's Chelsea.
Just kidding, it's Chelsea.
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Every evening when I put my dog's dinner down for her, I say "bone appetit". We both think it's hilarious.
April 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Every evening when I put my dog's dinner down for her, I say "bone appetit". We both think it's hilarious.
Update: this morning, the same person passed me (pretty close to the same spot) blasting "Kill 'Em All". Big improvement.
Riding my bike to work this morning and was passed by this guy on an electric bicycle blasting "Take it Easy". 🙄
a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Update: this morning, the same person passed me (pretty close to the same spot) blasting "Kill 'Em All". Big improvement.
What if we switched things up this time and picked the new Pope from a different group of cardinals? 🤔
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What if we switched things up this time and picked the new Pope from a different group of cardinals? 🤔
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Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
April 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
I stumbled on the thought this morning that as inflation goes up, the free snacks that are provided at work become more valuable. I wonder if economists have carried out this idea to a concrete theory. Like some sort of Free Snacks Index or something. 🤔
April 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I stumbled on the thought this morning that as inflation goes up, the free snacks that are provided at work become more valuable. I wonder if economists have carried out this idea to a concrete theory. Like some sort of Free Snacks Index or something. 🤔
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Riding my bike to work this morning and was passed by this guy on an electric bicycle blasting "Take it Easy". 🙄
a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Riding my bike to work this morning and was passed by this guy on an electric bicycle blasting "Take it Easy". 🙄
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A rich con man twisted due process to escape justice, then turned around and sent an innocent father to a political death camp without even a shred of the same respect for the law. This isn’t “just one man.” It’s a test of who we are. And I refuse to accept that this is what America is becoming.
April 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A rich con man twisted due process to escape justice, then turned around and sent an innocent father to a political death camp without even a shred of the same respect for the law. This isn’t “just one man.” It’s a test of who we are. And I refuse to accept that this is what America is becoming.
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Hey, at least the guy who singlehandedly cut your 401K in half overnight isn’t spending the weekend enriching himself and the funders of 9/11 at a golf tournament…
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
April 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey, at least the guy who singlehandedly cut your 401K in half overnight isn’t spending the weekend enriching himself and the funders of 9/11 at a golf tournament…
Oh wait.
Oh wait.