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Down Turtle 🐢
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Cats, dogs, outdoors, silliness. UK but you know what Virginia Woolf said.
Discovering the concept of a public servant
September 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Because apart from @zoejardiniere.bsky.social who is amazing, there isn’t really anyone that can be easily called on to put those opposing views. Remembering that bookers are lazy/overworked, I think it would help to have a pro-immigration party that could supply engaging ppl to go on TV and argue
August 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Read some Byron, Shelley and Keats, recited it over a hip hop beat has always made me cringe
June 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Push the Button by the Sugababes. The whole song makes no sense. For example: My sexy ass has got him in the new dimension
I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission

Or, Up The Junction: I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator. No one gives birth in an incubator!!
June 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As a Brit I am so confused about whether I should be pronouncing it the way Americans would say launch or Brits. FWIW I’ve always said tranche to rhyme with (southern British) ranch, which is sort of the same as American launch (I think?)
April 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Spoilers but isn’t there an ep (season 5 the initiative maybe?) where they have to take roles in a spell and Xander literally is “the heart”?
February 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Not now universe
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reposted by Down Turtle 🐢
These days, you gaze into an abyss they say you're leering - they cancel you. I try to tell them, I say, the abyss, it's gazing back. It's mutual. But no. We used to be a proper country, fighting monsters. Now gaze upon our works and despair.

Because of woke.
December 3, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Hooray!
November 29, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I met someone who met one once and made him tell me the story three times
November 28, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Did you publish anything on that? I would love to read it! (Really)
November 28, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Yep, me too
November 26, 2024 at 9:31 PM
📌
November 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
They only promised that the little things would be alright, to be fair to them
November 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM