Doug Warren
@dougwar40k.bsky.social
In the grim, Doug future of Bluesky, there is only Warren.
LEAR: Which of you daughters loves me the most?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
LEAR: Which of you daughters loves me the most?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
GONERIL: I love you to the Moon, to the bottom of the sea, to the end of time.
REGAN: I love you to the Moon and back, well beneath the seafloor, till eternity loops back around itself and again.
CORDELIA: What the FUCK kind of QUESTION is that?
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Schumer absolutely wanted this outcome, despite his “vote.” It’s so obvious that he cherry-picked members who were retiring and/or not up for re-election to “take the hit.” #maddow
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Schumer absolutely wanted this outcome, despite his “vote.” It’s so obvious that he cherry-picked members who were retiring and/or not up for re-election to “take the hit.” #maddow
SAILOR: Many a wreck I seen in my time aboard this Earth. One thing I learnt, the Sea be a harsh mistress, and not to be trifled with.
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
SAILOR: Many a wreck I seen in my time aboard this Earth. One thing I learnt, the Sea be a harsh mistress, and not to be trifled with.
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
LAKE SUPERIOR: [singsong] Oh, boyyyyys...!
S: Get ye gone, Sea! Ye've had enough o' me!
L: Oh, I'M not a sea, Lover. Fresh water, see?
S: [tempted] Aye...
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ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
ME: [in 2010] I like when good things happen!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
ALSO ME: [in 2025] I like when the worst possible thing hasn't quite happened yet!
Reposted by Doug Warren
Reposted by Doug Warren
American Airlines PAC funded.
With alt text
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
American Airlines PAC funded.