Doug Hand Turkey
@dougmakingstuff.com
Full-stack developer living in Portland. Avid reader, coffee drinker, Pikmin wrangler. I watch a lot of MST3K and Columbo
The bots writing a commercial for Mighty Jack dog food, one of the great sketches.
"I'm Mighty Jack, and I make my own gravy!"
"I'm Mighty Jack, and I make my own gravy!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The bots writing a commercial for Mighty Jack dog food, one of the great sketches.
"I'm Mighty Jack, and I make my own gravy!"
"I'm Mighty Jack, and I make my own gravy!"
They also buried a lot of their children, who died of diseases we can prevent now!
I demand all of these ghouls walk through an older cemetery and see how many kids never made it to their teens.
I demand all of these ghouls walk through an older cemetery and see how many kids never made it to their teens.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They also buried a lot of their children, who died of diseases we can prevent now!
I demand all of these ghouls walk through an older cemetery and see how many kids never made it to their teens.
I demand all of these ghouls walk through an older cemetery and see how many kids never made it to their teens.
Librarians: rockin' like Dokken since 1887.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Librarians: rockin' like Dokken since 1887.
Absolute malpractice on Schumer's part.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Absolute malpractice on Schumer's part.
OK one more and then maybe I should think about dinner.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
OK one more and then maybe I should think about dinner.
The Lower Decks where Boimler and Rutherford invent the Dueling Twain method of negotiation.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Lower Decks where Boimler and Rutherford invent the Dueling Twain method of negotiation.
The man is obsessed with snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, all to please the Reagan Democrats that live in his head.
The respect for seniority is killing the party's chances. People hate this compromise-with-evil bullshit.
The respect for seniority is killing the party's chances. People hate this compromise-with-evil bullshit.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The man is obsessed with snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, all to please the Reagan Democrats that live in his head.
The respect for seniority is killing the party's chances. People hate this compromise-with-evil bullshit.
The respect for seniority is killing the party's chances. People hate this compromise-with-evil bullshit.
Usenet in day 256 of the unending "Joel vs Mike" debate.
Friends, we're all weird here! And that results in creativity!
Friends, we're all weird here! And that results in creativity!
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Usenet in day 256 of the unending "Joel vs Mike" debate.
Friends, we're all weird here! And that results in creativity!
Friends, we're all weird here! And that results in creativity!