Douglas Colquitt
@douglascolquitt.bsky.social
Idiot savant computer programmer
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I will never watch any of these guys again. Initially I guess I did find Kill Tony amusing but people are right - all the comics rely too much on racial and sexuality slurs. So lame.
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Comedians Expose Rogan’s Comedy Mothership
YouTube video by Apologia Comedia
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December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I will never watch any of these guys again. Initially I guess I did find Kill Tony amusing but people are right - all the comics rely too much on racial and sexuality slurs. So lame.
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My take on #PLURIBUS:
Vince Gilligan’s Pluribus wants to be profound; a sleek sci-fi allegory about collective consciousness and the death of individuality but ends up feeling like The Walking Dead stumbled into Rick and Morty’s “Unity” episode and never found the exit.
Vince Gilligan’s Pluribus wants to be profound; a sleek sci-fi allegory about collective consciousness and the death of individuality but ends up feeling like The Walking Dead stumbled into Rick and Morty’s “Unity” episode and never found the exit.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
My take on #PLURIBUS:
Vince Gilligan’s Pluribus wants to be profound; a sleek sci-fi allegory about collective consciousness and the death of individuality but ends up feeling like The Walking Dead stumbled into Rick and Morty’s “Unity” episode and never found the exit.
Vince Gilligan’s Pluribus wants to be profound; a sleek sci-fi allegory about collective consciousness and the death of individuality but ends up feeling like The Walking Dead stumbled into Rick and Morty’s “Unity” episode and never found the exit.
@developers.google.com Can you please reach out to Google Skills Support and get them to fix the bug in this quiz?
www.skills.google/paths/371/co...
I can't complete the course and earn my badge till it's fixed. It's been 4 days with no update from them.
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I can't complete the course and earn my badge till it's fixed. It's been 4 days with no update from them.
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
@developers.google.com Can you please reach out to Google Skills Support and get them to fix the bug in this quiz?
www.skills.google/paths/371/co...
I can't complete the course and earn my badge till it's fixed. It's been 4 days with no update from them.
www.skills.google/paths/371/co...
I can't complete the course and earn my badge till it's fixed. It's been 4 days with no update from them.
I say AGAIN "generative" means does not always give the same answer to the same question. Think very carefully before you integrate gen AI into your application! #AI #generativeAI
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I say AGAIN "generative" means does not always give the same answer to the same question. Think very carefully before you integrate gen AI into your application! #AI #generativeAI
The Han Solo Blaster Paradox
YouTube video by Most Significant Byte
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October 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
How did Han Solo get his blaster back from Darth Vader?! #starwars #originaltrilogy
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The Han Solo Blaster Paradox
YouTube video by Most Significant Byte
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October 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
How did Han Solo get his blaster back from Darth Vader?! #starwars #originaltrilogy
youtu.be/41sUDdPM3Oc?...
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My god X is a total dumpster fire of bots. Not going back there ever.
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
My god X is a total dumpster fire of bots. Not going back there ever.
If you want to avoid a serious amount pain when writing #SQL update or delete queries write them as a select statement first or even better select count(1)
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you want to avoid a serious amount pain when writing #SQL update or delete queries write them as a select statement first or even better select count(1)
Reposted by Douglas Colquitt
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
Reposted by Douglas Colquitt
CEO on LinkedIn: "I don't screen for credentials, I screen for passion. I don't look at degrees, I look at dedication. I don't see prior experience, I see positive potential."
Candidate: "Amazing! And what does your outsourced HR software filter for?"
CEO: "Oh credentials, degrees and experience."
Candidate: "Amazing! And what does your outsourced HR software filter for?"
CEO: "Oh credentials, degrees and experience."
August 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
CEO on LinkedIn: "I don't screen for credentials, I screen for passion. I don't look at degrees, I look at dedication. I don't see prior experience, I see positive potential."
Candidate: "Amazing! And what does your outsourced HR software filter for?"
CEO: "Oh credentials, degrees and experience."
Candidate: "Amazing! And what does your outsourced HR software filter for?"
CEO: "Oh credentials, degrees and experience."
Setting up bullet proof #AI #ContentModeration from your existing website in about half an hour:
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#dialogflow #conversationalagent #gcp
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#dialogflow #conversationalagent #gcp
douglascolquitt.com - Content Moderation
How to moderate online content with a Google Conversational Agent. Perspective API isn't enough by itself. Discusses Dialogflow
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August 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Setting up bullet proof #AI #ContentModeration from your existing website in about half an hour:
douglascolquitt.com/content_mode...
#dialogflow #conversationalagent #gcp
douglascolquitt.com/content_mode...
#dialogflow #conversationalagent #gcp
Greetings @bsky.app I come in peace as a refugee from X which has become a place with little to no authenticity and is constantly schilling AI nonsense and sucking up to its owner.
August 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Greetings @bsky.app I come in peace as a refugee from X which has become a place with little to no authenticity and is constantly schilling AI nonsense and sucking up to its owner.