Boomer
@doubleboomer.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. That one Fitz guy.
Shit my pants and bowl a 180
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Shit my pants and bowl a 180
My favorite thing to do during the holidays is attend a work bowling party immediately after shitting my pants
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My favorite thing to do during the holidays is attend a work bowling party immediately after shitting my pants
Is it some sort of literary requirement in adult fantasy novels that the 3rd or 4th book in a series will always contain an "oops I got captured by my enemies and sold into slavery" arc?
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Is it some sort of literary requirement in adult fantasy novels that the 3rd or 4th book in a series will always contain an "oops I got captured by my enemies and sold into slavery" arc?
So I have a new favorite genre of music that I didn't know existed
music.youtube.com/watch?v=DZpB...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=DZpB...
I'll Suck It So Hard You're Pullin' The Sheets Out Your Ass (feat. Rusty Hayfield)
YouTube video by Dürty Needlëz Presents - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So I have a new favorite genre of music that I didn't know existed
music.youtube.com/watch?v=DZpB...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=DZpB...
Fantasy writers, I am begging you, hire an editor versed in anachronisms. Why would a teenager in a sword-and-sorcery medieval setting know what a "montage" is? Have they encountered a time traveling Soviet filmmaker from the 1930's Earth Russia? Do wizards make moving pictures? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Fantasy writers, I am begging you, hire an editor versed in anachronisms. Why would a teenager in a sword-and-sorcery medieval setting know what a "montage" is? Have they encountered a time traveling Soviet filmmaker from the 1930's Earth Russia? Do wizards make moving pictures? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
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When the librarian asks what I'm looking for
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
When the librarian asks what I'm looking for
One big reason I haven't left Twitter yet is because sometimes you get to witness incredible things. Like Joyce Carol Oates casually eviscerating Elongated Muskrat with the casual boredom of a medical examiner dictating an autopsy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
One big reason I haven't left Twitter yet is because sometimes you get to witness incredible things. Like Joyce Carol Oates casually eviscerating Elongated Muskrat with the casual boredom of a medical examiner dictating an autopsy.
Just had a weird moment where I suddenly understood an exhibit I saw at the Art Institute of Chicago 15 years ago in the modern art wing (I absolutely -hated- it at the time) and now I suddenly understand why people who like modern art hate people who don't.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just had a weird moment where I suddenly understood an exhibit I saw at the Art Institute of Chicago 15 years ago in the modern art wing (I absolutely -hated- it at the time) and now I suddenly understand why people who like modern art hate people who don't.
On one hand, congressional district lines should NOT be partisan in any way. On the other hand, gerrymandering by the GOP has led to a completely non-functional Congress and so, so much pain so fuck them. On the other-other hand, this will probably cause more Cuomo-style "Dems" so who the fuck knows
JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN.
They called it as soon as polls closed.
They called it as soon as polls closed.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
On one hand, congressional district lines should NOT be partisan in any way. On the other hand, gerrymandering by the GOP has led to a completely non-functional Congress and so, so much pain so fuck them. On the other-other hand, this will probably cause more Cuomo-style "Dems" so who the fuck knows
Thiiiiiiis. They will not change their mind. It is not your job to change their mind. Their entire existence is fear mongering on behalf of billionaires. The only attention they deserve is ridicule.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Thiiiiiiis. They will not change their mind. It is not your job to change their mind. Their entire existence is fear mongering on behalf of billionaires. The only attention they deserve is ridicule.
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Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
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If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
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This is a threat
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is a threat
Just had to help a customer wearing this exact wig and it nearly killed me
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just had to help a customer wearing this exact wig and it nearly killed me
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The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
Damn. Teen Vogue actually had some incredible, clear-eyed reporting that frequently blew legacy media out of the water. What a major loss for journalism.
They gutted the Washington Post. CBS. NYT. Now Teen Vogue.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Damn. Teen Vogue actually had some incredible, clear-eyed reporting that frequently blew legacy media out of the water. What a major loss for journalism.
When did speakerphone go from a feature used to being friends or family into a phone call at home or in the car to a feature used to bring the Taco Bell dinner rush into your knockdown dragout screaming match with your girlfriend?
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When did speakerphone go from a feature used to being friends or family into a phone call at home or in the car to a feature used to bring the Taco Bell dinner rush into your knockdown dragout screaming match with your girlfriend?
The entire AI bubble is just Enron almost point for point and I very much look forward to the collapse. All those laws passed in the wake of the Enron scandal are entirely pointless if they aren't enforced.
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The entire AI bubble is just Enron almost point for point and I very much look forward to the collapse. All those laws passed in the wake of the Enron scandal are entirely pointless if they aren't enforced.
Holy shit fuck Dale Carnagie.
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Holy shit fuck Dale Carnagie.
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I had a tweet over on The Sunken Place reach escape velocity and now there's a bunch of bots arguing in the comments about whether or not capitalism is good.
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I had a tweet over on The Sunken Place reach escape velocity and now there's a bunch of bots arguing in the comments about whether or not capitalism is good.
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
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