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Katie
@dorothyzxanax.bsky.social
A perfectly cromulent woman.
Just finished mowing my lawn in NC and I’m sweatier than @holdenatorsho.bsky.social talking for 30 mins.
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July 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What a fucking main event!! GIVE THAT MAN ALL THE FOLIAGE IN THE WORLD!!!
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July 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The scream I scrumpt when @hangmanpage.bsky.social ‘s old music hit. Whatever the outcome, that man deserves to treat himself to some nice new plants. #AEWAllIn
July 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Watching #AEWAllIn while getting a pedicure and Adam Cole got me crying in the nail salon.
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July 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have COVID and am about to get my period so naturally I watched the episode of ER where Dr. Greene dies and I am absolutely sobbing uncontrollably over a 23 year old fictional character death.

Great choice!
May 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You cannot tell me that Mikey Madison and Ellie from Degrassi are not the same person.
March 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Starting to think that theres a direct correlation to my ongoing infertility and my inability to stop watching the human wreckage that is The Baldwins.
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I cannot look away from the human wreckage that is #TheBaldwins. You know Alec yearns for the urn.
March 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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i never expected to have a President who would beat Tim & Eric at their own game
"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"
March 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Watching Ken Burns’ The War is a lot more depressing now than when I first saw it 11 years ago.
March 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Proud to be one of the dumbasses.

Also that future toni/mariah shirt is gonna be sick as hell and we all know it.
big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
March 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They’re just doin’ wrestle pranks #AEWRevolution
March 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Rizzler will never be the same after watching Johnny and Taya tongue bang each other 5 feet away. #AEWRevolution
March 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Boom is being brought to me against my will. #AEWRevolution
March 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I hope Gravity’s mom takes the chancla to Jericho #AEWRevolution
March 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Does Large William ever wear a shirt?? #AEWRevolution
March 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hope whoever invented role playing during trainings is burning in hell.
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Also Cody out here with Elliot Stabler levels of being double cheeked up. #WWE #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Cody Rhodes’ soul has been compromised to a permanent end. #WWE #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me watching this grown man talk about his ibuprofen addiction on #LoveIsBlind
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February 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Everyone liked that. #AEWDynamite
February 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Seth Rollins looks like he's ready to hunt Seth Rollins from 3 weeks ago. Full on vampire hunter fit

#WWERAW #Wrestlesky
February 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Seth clearly was inspired by Cowboy Carter for tonight’s episode #WWERaw
February 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Please give me a Kindergarten Cop remake starring Gunther. #WWERaw
January 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM