A Dorky Lover
dorkylover.bsky.social
A Dorky Lover
@dorkylover.bsky.social
Slimeboy | he/him/his | ♂ | 27
Freak Off a Leash
I write smut sometimes.
🔞MINORS DNI
MAPs find the nearest prison to bury yourself under.
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I often do free-writing to help with my creative process, just giving myself a few minutes when an idea strikes to vomit words into Google Docs, only to come back later to parse what the hell I was going on about. I wonder if I should post those polished ramblings here?
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DON'T FORGET!
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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halloween special
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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lovey dovey comm for the wonderful blair @cakecauldron.bsky.social 🧡
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Been thinking about this video a lot
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Im glad Universal tried suing Nintendo over Donkey Kong decades ago cus now theyre the most paranoid mfs abt their properties ever and will actually do shit like this
Nintendo reportedly lobbying japanese government to push back against Generative AI
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
October 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've been caught in a big cat's embrace!!!
(This is exactly where I want to be)
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I got into another fight with my dad last night.
I hate to admit it, but he's right: I spend way too much time playing video games and goofing off instead of making money.
I can't afford to maintain my current lifestyle if I ever wish to move out and move on with my life. As easy as it would be 1/x
May 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Doin some practice stuff with blob/blob adjacent stuffs. Haven’t explored drawing much of this kinda thing so I wanted to share :3
May 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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May 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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👉🏻👈🏻
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I often do free-writing to help with my creative process, just giving myself a few minutes when an idea strikes to vomit words into Google Docs, only to come back later to parse what the hell I was going on about. I wonder if I should post those polished ramblings here?
April 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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the power of very fat women
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Ron Howard FTW 🎯
February 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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For so many reasons.

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February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hell is just everyone being forced to drive in downtown Miami, forever trying to find someplace to park but never finding room.
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Y'all ever catch feelings for someone and then see that someone flirting with someone else and start feeling sick?

Haha me neither
January 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You're welcome for those two banger shower thoughts by the way. :)
January 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
At what point do they stop being calcium cannons and become...

ARTILLERTITTIES?
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have the most godless urge to sink my teeth into something right now...
January 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A little late to post since I've been out of town, but starting off the year with a little more smut! Chapter 3 now uploaded!
archiveofourown.org/works/537846...
This story is directly inspired by @sometimescozy.bsky.social's Moo-Moo Manor! Check it out on itch.io and support her on that one site!
archiveofourown.org
January 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM