𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.
@doomed-guardian.bsky.social
duty means doing the things your heart may well regret.
...but i'll never stop believing.
...but i'll never stop believing.
*staring for a moment. blinking sleep out of his eyes, then tapping a claw against one of his tusks in thought.*
i'm...not actually sure. i've never been able to get it to work, so i typically just join clockwork for his morning tea.
input whatever you think would be best. i trust your judgement.
i'm...not actually sure. i've never been able to get it to work, so i typically just join clockwork for his morning tea.
input whatever you think would be best. i trust your judgement.
Yeah, hold on, let me just...
[ Sorcus stepped to where Doom had stood, looking at the options. He glanced between them and the cup/mug Doombringer was using, before looking back at him with a blank stare. ]
Which.. option did you want again? I don't think I know your preference. Or ever asked.
[ Sorcus stepped to where Doom had stood, looking at the options. He glanced between them and the cup/mug Doombringer was using, before looking back at him with a blank stare. ]
Which.. option did you want again? I don't think I know your preference. Or ever asked.
*a few more moments of fiddling with the machine before letting out a sigh and stepping aside. perking up just a bit when he saw sorcus.*
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
*staring for a moment. blinking sleep out of his eyes, then tapping a claw against one of his tusks in thought.*
i'm...not actually sure. i've never been able to get it to work, so i typically just join clockwork for his morning tea.
input whatever you think would be best. i trust your judgement.
i'm...not actually sure. i've never been able to get it to work, so i typically just join clockwork for his morning tea.
input whatever you think would be best. i trust your judgement.
not a problem!! i'm always happy to help, and any time with you is always well spent!
...whats that about the floor?
...whats that about the floor?
OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
bright its me. im the cow. can i come keep you company
February 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM
not a problem!! i'm always happy to help, and any time with you is always well spent!
...whats that about the floor?
...whats that about the floor?
bright its me. im the cow. can i come keep you company
i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service
would you like a cow in your corner so the name stays relevant
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 AM
bright its me. im the cow. can i come keep you company
*a few more moments of fiddling with the machine before letting out a sigh and stepping aside. perking up just a bit when he saw sorcus.*
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
[ Wandering up from behind... He's squinting and hunched like he'll fall flat on his face. ]
[ Not carrying his scythe this time, just a small coffee mug with the text '#45537 Hubby'. He fell in line behind Doom, waiting at first, but eventually peeking over. ]
Do you.. need any help there, Doom?
[ Not carrying his scythe this time, just a small coffee mug with the text '#45537 Hubby'. He fell in line behind Doom, waiting at first, but eventually peeking over. ]
Do you.. need any help there, Doom?
*trying to operate the coffee machine with his large claws...grumbling. those tiny buttons always gave him trouble.*
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
*a few more moments of fiddling with the machine before letting out a sigh and stepping aside. perking up just a bit when he saw sorcus.*
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
would you like a cow in your corner so the name stays relevant
because. it was farm themed.
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
February 8, 2026 at 10:20 AM
would you like a cow in your corner so the name stays relevant
why is it called the cow corner
i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome
what???
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
why is it called the cow corner
what???
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
what???
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
*trying to operate the coffee machine with his large claws...grumbling. those tiny buttons always gave him trouble.*
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 AM
*trying to operate the coffee machine with his large claws...grumbling. those tiny buttons always gave him trouble.*
you really need to stop doing that. one day you're going to surprise me and we'll have to break you out of the banlands.
######### I just accidentally pulled my scythe on Builderman. Ohhh by the admins I'm so cooked. Oh no.
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
you really need to stop doing that. one day you're going to surprise me and we'll have to break you out of the banlands.
clockwork!!! i've been seeking you out ever since i arrived back at HQ. how have you been?
*big, fangy smile!! underbite clearly visible...not something he showed off to just anyone.*
*big, fangy smile!! underbite clearly visible...not something he showed off to just anyone.*
[ . . . ! wings flapping more he felt that familiar presence , turning over to look at doombringer ! ]
ah , hello doom !
[ a joyful smile . . . he was happy to see him ! ]
ah , hello doom !
[ a joyful smile . . . he was happy to see him ! ]
*seeing him stretch made him mirror.....arms up, then out behind his back!
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 AM
clockwork!!! i've been seeking you out ever since i arrived back at HQ. how have you been?
*big, fangy smile!! underbite clearly visible...not something he showed off to just anyone.*
*big, fangy smile!! underbite clearly visible...not something he showed off to just anyone.*
ah....! always a joy to see you too, dusek.
*returning the embrace, letting out an embarassed huff...he was always so articulate. it made even someone like doom feel like stumbling over his words.*
has everything been alright in my absence?
*returning the embrace, letting out an embarassed huff...he was always so articulate. it made even someone like doom feel like stumbling over his words.*
has everything been alright in my absence?
doom...! ~
it's a pleasure to see you once more. my heart aches without you around, my dearest friend.
[embracing him!]
it's a pleasure to see you once more. my heart aches without you around, my dearest friend.
[embracing him!]
*bull tail wagging just as much once he saw the other man. fangs poking through his small smile.*
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
ah....! always a joy to see you too, dusek.
*returning the embrace, letting out an embarassed huff...he was always so articulate. it made even someone like doom feel like stumbling over his words.*
has everything been alright in my absence?
*returning the embrace, letting out an embarassed huff...he was always so articulate. it made even someone like doom feel like stumbling over his words.*
has everything been alright in my absence?
*reading over the papers...rereading some that made him chuckle. sorting through the stack and giving some of the more unfinished papers to shedletsky.*
they're great ideas, john. the main hangup is all the technical details. how about i chip away at the supplemental data while you finish-
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they're great ideas, john. the main hangup is all the technical details. how about i chip away at the supplemental data while you finish-
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ahahah .̲.̲.̲ it’s really bad. isn’t it ? 😅
i thought i’d have more time to give concepts to these gears but, maybe i slacked off a bit.
( a nervous smile began to form in his face, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. )
do you think some +
i thought i’d have more time to give concepts to these gears but, maybe i slacked off a bit.
( a nervous smile began to form in his face, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. )
do you think some +
relax. it's only me.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
February 7, 2026 at 9:32 AM
*reading over the papers...rereading some that made him chuckle. sorting through the stack and giving some of the more unfinished papers to shedletsky.*
they're great ideas, john. the main hangup is all the technical details. how about i chip away at the supplemental data while you finish-
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they're great ideas, john. the main hangup is all the technical details. how about i chip away at the supplemental data while you finish-
+
err...i have my scouts, i suppose. they keep watch whenever i'm called back to my duties here, but otherwise i'm the sole protector of that entire wretched place.
i do it so nobody else has to. i try to relax whenever i'm able, but it's a heavily demanding job.
i do it so nobody else has to. i try to relax whenever i'm able, but it's a heavily demanding job.
I’ve heard how tedious it can be , far from what I could imagine myself. You seem very capable, but I do hope you aren’t the only one standing guard to such a place.
Everyone needs to be able to step back sometimes. It’s important, dear.
Everyone needs to be able to step back sometimes. It’s important, dear.
trust in me when i say it's no walk in the park. keeping everyone in line takes a resilience most do not posses.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
err...i have my scouts, i suppose. they keep watch whenever i'm called back to my duties here, but otherwise i'm the sole protector of that entire wretched place.
i do it so nobody else has to. i try to relax whenever i'm able, but it's a heavily demanding job.
i do it so nobody else has to. i try to relax whenever i'm able, but it's a heavily demanding job.
*bull tail wagging just as much once he saw the other man. fangs poking through his small smile.*
[vine tail wagging ...]
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
*bull tail wagging just as much once he saw the other man. fangs poking through his small smile.*
*seeing him stretch made him mirror.....arms up, then out behind his back!
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
[ loooong stretch . . . wings flapping ! ]
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
*seeing him stretch made him mirror.....arms up, then out behind his back!
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
relax. it's only me.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
—— !
( almost jumping out of her seat. shoulders tense only for a moment before realizing who it was. sigh of relief ? )
oh .̲.̲.̲ if it’s fine with you of course, i can probably handle this on my own. no biggie !
but .̲.̲.̲ any help would be nice.
( almost jumping out of her seat. shoulders tense only for a moment before realizing who it was. sigh of relief ? )
oh .̲.̲.̲ if it’s fine with you of course, i can probably handle this on my own. no biggie !
but .̲.̲.̲ any help would be nice.
*coming up behind her desk, smacking a hand onto the surface and leaning over her to see the packet of undone papers on her desk.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
relax. it's only me.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
trust in me when i say it's no walk in the park. keeping everyone in line takes a resilience most do not posses.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
I’ve heard many things , though i’ve never been myself. I don’t really think it would appeal to me to see all the people sent away. Even if justifiably.
ah, i've been working this whole time, you know me. though i have been spending more time than i should patrolling the banlands...it's nice to swing back by HQ.
February 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
trust in me when i say it's no walk in the park. keeping everyone in line takes a resilience most do not posses.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
ah, i've been working this whole time, you know me. though i have been spending more time than i should patrolling the banlands...it's nice to swing back by HQ.
Hello, dear! It’s been quite some time indeed. It’s nice to see you back into action.
hello jan! it's been a while }B]D
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
ah, i've been working this whole time, you know me. though i have been spending more time than i should patrolling the banlands...it's nice to swing back by HQ.
*coming up behind her desk, smacking a hand onto the surface and leaning over her to see the packet of undone papers on her desk.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
i may or may not have left a whole lot of paperwork for me to do until the last day. 😅
February 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
*coming up behind her desk, smacking a hand onto the surface and leaning over her to see the packet of undone papers on her desk.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
hello jan! it's been a while }B]D
My, my! Some are back from their little hideaway!
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
hello jan! it's been a while }B]D
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I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
Reposted by 𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.
hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game
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