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ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ
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❝ my hungry ass could never deal with terminated users 🤤 ❞

( — DOG GANG LEADER ‼️🐕 )
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it’s just sort of glitchy. still works fine, it just looks weird sometimes. you know how it is
not a problem!! i'm always happy to help, and any time with you is always well spent!

...whats that about the floor?
OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.

you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
February 8, 2026 at 10:33 AM
OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.

you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
bright its me. im the cow. can i come keep you company
i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service
would you like a cow in your corner so the name stays relevant
because. it was farm themed.

but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
because. it was farm themed.

but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 AM
. . .
why is it called the cow corner
i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome
what???

is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
( A gentle amused scoff, patting the others’ shoulder. A smile on her face. )

Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways.

And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.
if they try to hit you that’s a whole different story, chris. i don’t think anyone would dare to even jokingly smack you with me around.

( why is his expression suddenly scary. oh nevermind not anymore :)? )

anyways ! i really missed youu .̲.̲.̲
when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life.

but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life.

but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
uh huh.. and you always bring the fun in here anyway ! sometimes i get a bit nervous to prank some of our co—workers .̲.̲.̲ more because i don’t want to get smacked over the head
they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!
very well done my dear ! the other admins seem to like them a lot.

( giggling. )
everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house
there’s so many plastic babies around this office. i love my mischievous wife

( he’s not even gonna bother putting them away )
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
see i left the babies but i don’t know who left the monopoly piece in the ground coffee so that’s life
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening.

It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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dude whoever keeps stealing color from experiences can you stop i’m tired of fixing them
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 AM
???? david’s office also got pranked ok man
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I believe in you.. you’ll always slay in my heart
this is true. it is a mystery on how i can become further yassified but we're about to find out
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
dude one of the interns believed the summoning ritual 😭
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
more than you already do?
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
whoever stole my oatmilk from the fridge is a bitch btw 1v1 me
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 AM
playing guitar is so fun
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
today i am not fond of the roblox hq building
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
you literally could’ve done any other far less messy methods dude. now i have to make a report and tell David about all of this and it’s a whole thing
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 AM