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@brighteyess.bsky.social
❝ my hungry ass could never deal with terminated users 🤤 ❞
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it’s just sort of glitchy. still works fine, it just looks weird sometimes. you know how it is
not a problem!! i'm always happy to help, and any time with you is always well spent!
...whats that about the floor?
...whats that about the floor?
OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
February 8, 2026 at 10:33 AM
it’s just sort of glitchy. still works fine, it just looks weird sometimes. you know how it is
OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
bright its me. im the cow. can i come keep you company
i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.
i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service
would you like a cow in your corner so the name stays relevant
because. it was farm themed.
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service
because. it was farm themed.
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 AM
because. it was farm themed.
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
but now it isn’t, but the name is funny
. . .
why is it called the cow corner
i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
. . .
i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome
what???
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome
the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say
( A gentle amused scoff, patting the others’ shoulder. A smile on her face. )
Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways.
And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.
Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways.
And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.
if they try to hit you that’s a whole different story, chris. i don’t think anyone would dare to even jokingly smack you with me around.
( why is his expression suddenly scary. oh nevermind not anymore :)? )
anyways ! i really missed youu .̲.̲.̲
( why is his expression suddenly scary. oh nevermind not anymore :)? )
anyways ! i really missed youu .̲.̲.̲
when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life.
but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
( A gentle amused scoff, patting the others’ shoulder. A smile on her face. )
Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways.
And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.
Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways.
And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.
when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life.
but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
uh huh.. and you always bring the fun in here anyway ! sometimes i get a bit nervous to prank some of our co—workers .̲.̲.̲ more because i don’t want to get smacked over the head
they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life.
but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.
they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!
very well done my dear ! the other admins seem to like them a lot.
( giggling. )
( giggling. )
everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!
everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house
there’s so many plastic babies around this office. i love my mischievous wife
( he’s not even gonna bother putting them away )
( he’s not even gonna bother putting them away )
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house
see i left the babies but i don’t know who left the monopoly piece in the ground coffee so that’s life
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
see i left the babies but i don’t know who left the monopoly piece in the ground coffee so that’s life
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I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game
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February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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dude whoever keeps stealing color from experiences can you stop i’m tired of fixing them
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 AM
dude whoever keeps stealing color from experiences can you stop i’m tired of fixing them
???? david’s office also got pranked ok man
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
???? david’s office also got pranked ok man
I believe in you.. you’ll always slay in my heart
this is true. it is a mystery on how i can become further yassified but we're about to find out
more than you already do?
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I believe in you.. you’ll always slay in my heart
dude one of the interns believed the summoning ritual 😭
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
dude one of the interns believed the summoning ritual 😭
more than you already do?
theyre making me serve cunt soon
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
more than you already do?
whoever stole my oatmilk from the fridge is a bitch btw 1v1 me
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 AM
whoever stole my oatmilk from the fridge is a bitch btw 1v1 me
playing guitar is so fun
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
playing guitar is so fun
today i am not fond of the roblox hq building
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
today i am not fond of the roblox hq building
you literally could’ve done any other far less messy methods dude. now i have to make a report and tell David about all of this and it’s a whole thing
THEY WERE IN MY WAY
fuuuuck that’s so much paperwork
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 AM
you literally could’ve done any other far less messy methods dude. now i have to make a report and tell David about all of this and it’s a whole thing