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@teapotsofdoom.bsky.social
─ they're insanely expensive
because that's how 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀!
[ 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐓 ]
because that's how 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀!
[ 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐓 ]
[ picking his nose . ]
. . . wait , what's going on ? sorry . i'm not paying attention .
. . . wait , what's going on ? sorry . i'm not paying attention .
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
[ picking his nose . ]
. . . wait , what's going on ? sorry . i'm not paying attention .
. . . wait , what's going on ? sorry . i'm not paying attention .
just eat tacos like a normal person ? ? ? ? ? ? it’s really not that hard ! !
I really do i need to suck down tacos like a vacuum
in what world — Why . Why would you need this
You do not need Glizzy Overdrive or a Taco Overdrive .
You do not need Glizzy Overdrive or a Taco Overdrive .
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
just eat tacos like a normal person ? ? ? ? ? ? it’s really not that hard ! !
in what world — Why . Why would you need this
You do not need Glizzy Overdrive or a Taco Overdrive .
You do not need Glizzy Overdrive or a Taco Overdrive .
clockwork Please. i need this.
no scripter i really dont think thats something that needs to be invented . its unsettling and frankly i feel as if it is irrelevant .
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
in what world — Why . Why would you need this
You do not need Glizzy Overdrive or a Taco Overdrive .
You do not need Glizzy Overdrive or a Taco Overdrive .
no scripter i really dont think thats something that needs to be invented . its unsettling and frankly i feel as if it is irrelevant .
aww...
that's so lame !! i love glizzy overdrive!! maybe i should invent taco overdrive
that's so lame !! i love glizzy overdrive!! maybe i should invent taco overdrive
. . . on a . . . hotdog ? 😰
no scripter i don’t believe i have a function like that . that’s scary
no scripter i don’t believe i have a function like that . that’s scary
December 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
no scripter i really dont think thats something that needs to be invented . its unsettling and frankly i feel as if it is irrelevant .
. . . on a . . . hotdog ? 😰
no scripter i don’t believe i have a function like that . that’s scary
no scripter i don’t believe i have a function like that . that’s scary
yknow like
ghrkghrkrghrkrghkr
[doing the motions]
WHH-PTOO
[back at it]
ghrkghrkrghrkrghkr
[doing the motions]
WHH-PTOO
[back at it]
What
What’s that
What’s that
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
. . . on a . . . hotdog ? 😰
no scripter i don’t believe i have a function like that . that’s scary
no scripter i don’t believe i have a function like that . that’s scary
What
What’s that
What’s that
Can Clockwork enter GLIZZY OVERDRIVE?
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What
What’s that
What’s that
on it .
doo-da-doo-be-doo 🎵
[ grabbing 75 by their feet and dragging them away in the snow ! not even carrying them properly ! ! ]
doo-da-doo-be-doo 🎵
[ grabbing 75 by their feet and dragging them away in the snow ! not even carrying them properly ! ! ]
hm... bring them back to their boss. such a sight is embarrassing on admin grounds.
hey , matt ! what do i do with them ? do i just leave them out here or do i bring them back to their boss ?
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
on it .
doo-da-doo-be-doo 🎵
[ grabbing 75 by their feet and dragging them away in the snow ! not even carrying them properly ! ! ]
doo-da-doo-be-doo 🎵
[ grabbing 75 by their feet and dragging them away in the snow ! not even carrying them properly ! ! ]
hey , matt ! what do i do with them ? do i just leave them out here or do i bring them back to their boss ?
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
hey , matt ! what do i do with them ? do i just leave them out here or do i bring them back to their boss ?
[ after some chasing , clockwork finally made the final move , and tackled 75 ! causing them to fall face first into the snow !
aaaand . . . phew ! got that zip bomb in ! ]
phew . . . that was a lot tougher than i thought -- whew .
[ getting up , and dusting the snow off ! ]
aaaand . . . phew ! got that zip bomb in ! ]
phew . . . that was a lot tougher than i thought -- whew .
[ getting up , and dusting the snow off ! ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[ after some chasing , clockwork finally made the final move , and tackled 75 ! causing them to fall face first into the snow !
aaaand . . . phew ! got that zip bomb in ! ]
phew . . . that was a lot tougher than i thought -- whew .
[ getting up , and dusting the snow off ! ]
aaaand . . . phew ! got that zip bomb in ! ]
phew . . . that was a lot tougher than i thought -- whew .
[ getting up , and dusting the snow off ! ]
yes yes yes , indeed . COME HERE !
[ holding out a usb drive . proceeding to take chase with the enemy bot ! ]
[ holding out a usb drive . proceeding to take chase with the enemy bot ! ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
yes yes yes , indeed . COME HERE !
[ holding out a usb drive . proceeding to take chase with the enemy bot ! ]
[ holding out a usb drive . proceeding to take chase with the enemy bot ! ]
i think i have some zipbombs in my office 😇
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i think i have some zipbombs in my office 😇
i was the christmas tree this year . david was the other christmas tree .
i wish i was a reindeer this year .
i wish i was a reindeer this year .
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i was the christmas tree this year . david was the other christmas tree .
i wish i was a reindeer this year .
i wish i was a reindeer this year .
i had some time in the storage closet again .
say hello to healpot
say hello to healpot
December 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i had some time in the storage closet again .
say hello to healpot
say hello to healpot
nuh-uh this is scripter's ghost haunting you with the guilt you have from killing me
clearly you're not though you highkey alive right now
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
clearly you're not though you highkey alive right now
im DEAD.
why scripter . . . this isn't your heart . . . .
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
clearly you're not though you highkey alive right now
why scripter . . . this isn't your heart . . . .
eat my lawsuit
DUDE
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
why scripter . . . this isn't your heart . . . .
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i found him all alone on the side of the street
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i found him all alone on the side of the street
DUDE
clockwork owes me 10 billion and brighteyes is too im doing it AGAIN
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
DUDE
can i have fanart too I'm Clockwork
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
can i have fanart too I'm Clockwork
that's scary medias .
. . . i don't owe them anything though , right ?
. . . i don't owe them anything though , right ?
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
that's scary medias .
. . . i don't owe them anything though , right ?
. . . i don't owe them anything though , right ?
ALL I DID WAS SAY HIS WARES WERE TRASH TODAY , AND THEN I IMMEDIATELY REMINDED THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING BAD . . .
AND THEN THEY DID SOMETHING BAD ! ! !
AND THEN THEY DID SOMETHING BAD ! ! !
??? WHAT
i didn't tell him to walk into incoming traffic that was entirely their doing
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ALL I DID WAS SAY HIS WARES WERE TRASH TODAY , AND THEN I IMMEDIATELY REMINDED THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING BAD . . .
AND THEN THEY DID SOMETHING BAD ! ! !
AND THEN THEY DID SOMETHING BAD ! ! !
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i didn't tell him to walk into incoming traffic that was entirely their doing
that sounds suspicious
scripter just died i think . not my fault by the way
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i didn't tell him to walk into incoming traffic that was entirely their doing