nerdlinger
@doomboxplot.bsky.social
dimbo inside. dimbo outside. not trying my best!!!
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nerdlinger
@doomboxplot.bsky.social
· Nov 17
a simple message to donkeys and geese, enough with the honking!!!
ok, i understand why the king’s horses couldn’t help Humpty but you’re telling me ALL the king’s men couldn’t put some egg pieces back together??? sorry???
September 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ok, i understand why the king’s horses couldn’t help Humpty but you’re telling me ALL the king’s men couldn’t put some egg pieces back together??? sorry???
if i were the dvd logo, i’d just GIVE IT UP. Stop moving around!!’ stay in the fuckin corner!! got a ripper headache from leaning forward and grinding my teeth!!! #dvdlogo
February 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
if i were the dvd logo, i’d just GIVE IT UP. Stop moving around!!’ stay in the fuckin corner!! got a ripper headache from leaning forward and grinding my teeth!!! #dvdlogo
wish I could call my nan a wanker one last time. ☹️
February 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
wish I could call my nan a wanker one last time. ☹️
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they’re Roman theme parks!!!!
January 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
they’re Roman theme parks!!!!
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that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law
me, knocked out from anaesthesia:
gastroenterologist, using ‘the voice’: RELAX YOUR BUM
gastroenterologist, using ‘the voice’: RELAX YOUR BUM
December 9, 2024 at 1:33 AM
me, knocked out from anaesthesia:
gastroenterologist, using ‘the voice’: RELAX YOUR BUM
gastroenterologist, using ‘the voice’: RELAX YOUR BUM
i cooked some pasta
but i did not shoot the deputy
but i did not shoot the deputy
December 2, 2024 at 3:14 AM
i cooked some pasta
but i did not shoot the deputy
but i did not shoot the deputy
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I saw a lady dressed in pink at the golf club so I called her Parbie and then nine people tried to drown me in the lake.
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I saw a lady dressed in pink at the golf club so I called her Parbie and then nine people tried to drown me in the lake.
when you’re fighting the river of ants, a good way to get the upper hand is to talk loudly about the 1998 movie Antz. especially in front of other insects!!!! “are your faces real ugly?? let me see!!!” hahahahahahahahaha
December 1, 2024 at 4:37 AM
when you’re fighting the river of ants, a good way to get the upper hand is to talk loudly about the 1998 movie Antz. especially in front of other insects!!!! “are your faces real ugly?? let me see!!!” hahahahahahahahaha
having a dead mum isn’t so bad. when you think “i want my mummy”, ‘ghost mummy’ appears and she goes alright
December 1, 2024 at 4:25 AM
having a dead mum isn’t so bad. when you think “i want my mummy”, ‘ghost mummy’ appears and she goes alright
offering gentle post critiques as a service!!!!! it’s not bullying!!!
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
offering gentle post critiques as a service!!!!! it’s not bullying!!!
split screen video idea!!: Silo dune mummy jumping over the stair rail next to wario stadium cheat jump. yes????? #silo #mariokart #goodideas
November 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
split screen video idea!!: Silo dune mummy jumping over the stair rail next to wario stadium cheat jump. yes????? #silo #mariokart #goodideas
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the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities
hahahahahahahahahaha
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha
offering a local crone an old couch and she interrupts me to complain about her broken hose. um hello??
November 25, 2024 at 7:56 PM
offering a local crone an old couch and she interrupts me to complain about her broken hose. um hello??
arnotts assorted????
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
arnotts assorted????
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sliding all around like fucking crazy in my new frictionless environment
November 23, 2024 at 10:27 AM
sliding all around like fucking crazy in my new frictionless environment
if you’re scared of your potato crops drowning, just give up. the rain will rot them as is the natural law. that’s all there is to it!!!! get over it!!! #melbourneweather
November 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
if you’re scared of your potato crops drowning, just give up. the rain will rot them as is the natural law. that’s all there is to it!!!! get over it!!! #melbourneweather
ask nan: where’s the betadine???? she knows exactly where!!! the loo cupboard!! fucken shifty unit
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
ask nan: where’s the betadine???? she knows exactly where!!! the loo cupboard!! fucken shifty unit
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called a guy a misogynist on r/shoegaze for not knowing enough female fronted bands and they lifted me up and carried me through town like their new queen
November 21, 2024 at 5:25 PM
called a guy a misogynist on r/shoegaze for not knowing enough female fronted bands and they lifted me up and carried me through town like their new queen
if i were a person of note, i’d blather on and on. righto, fair enough. nah, she’ll be right, i’d say, put a sock in it. is any of this getting through to you fuckin dropkicks??????
November 21, 2024 at 1:22 PM
if i were a person of note, i’d blather on and on. righto, fair enough. nah, she’ll be right, i’d say, put a sock in it. is any of this getting through to you fuckin dropkicks??????
i ask one more time: where’s the cranny granny???? she can’t fucken tell me. she doesn’t know!! it’s sick!!!!
https://know.it’s
November 21, 2024 at 12:48 AM
i ask one more time: where’s the cranny granny???? she can’t fucken tell me. she doesn’t know!! it’s sick!!!!
WHERE’S THE CRANNY GRANNY??? fuck!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 12:17 AM
WHERE’S THE CRANNY GRANNY??? fuck!!!!