DoodooDiligence
doodoodiligence.bsky.social
DoodooDiligence
@doodoodiligence.bsky.social
it ain't trickin' if you got it

Lawyer. Mama. Mainer. Cat lady. Sun worshiper. Music fiend. Neurospicy(ADD).
Especially when it's surprise septic water! We're working on that unplanned reno this weekend
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My dad retired and transferred most of his clients to a local attorney but saved a few handpicked referrals for me, including one who he suggested we chat about before I meet with the client. This is how my notes start from that chat with him, should be a fun new client meeting this morning!
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Are you smarter or even as smart as a 2nd grader challenge

(No deductions for adult not knowing the Blanche example)
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This was our backyard for the weekend. We were 30 minutes from even a grocery store. It was glorious and so unplugged but also plugged all in to the moment and there was so much love and my battery is so depleted. Not enough Adderall and cold brew in the world to overcome this morning 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
He comes by our house in a firetruck but I'm partial to the boat arrival, and lobster trees are our jam!
October 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
7 y/o wants his Halloween costume to include a pumpkin on his head. I said we need to try it beforehand so he knows what that would actually feel like (and presumably change his mind)

Behold: yesterday's pumpkinhead trial run, which somehow did not deter him from his dream 🤣🤣🤣
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Skyline cleanse - my babies in 2011 when 8-week-old Penny first came home and 8-month-old Luna seamlessly transitioned from only child to oldest daughter 🤣🥰
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I saw a really nice sunset the other day, feels bigger than Just Some Stuff but I hope you'll allow this variance one time 😆
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Got this today at goodwill bc I need some positivity in any form even if it's from a stranger's discarded Christmas 2022 gift
August 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is this a new spam trick? Fake email bounces with shady prize links hidden below the fold? The fuschia markup has my email behind it (minus the period that Gmail ignores anyway and others have used that version to much annoyance, never harm), but the delivery failure email matches real bouncebacks 🧐
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fucking up my nail bed trying to pry this open to use these to clip said nail bed, is that real irony or Alanis Morissette's irony?
August 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How do you know when it's time to replace your favorite book? Does it just, like, tell you?
August 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I mean, look at this. The citadelle can wait until the next visit 🥰
August 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Skyline cleanse from this evening's run
July 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sorry forgot the pic to prove it
June 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well it's not black moldy plywood, which is what I half expected to find under the recently flooded basement carpet, but holy shit this cannot stay visible 🤮
June 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
when you have a little league game at 9 and a protest at noon

(and your toddler snuck her bag of crushed rocks in for funsies the night before)
June 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Beautiful day for a walk with thousands of friends ❤️🤍🩵
June 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mr Make It Rain On Them Hoes coming on as I make us breakfast is definitely helping this vibe
June 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This MFer looking like my 3 y/o when she puts her bike helmet on backwards
June 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He already started the sign he'll put on the front door when the club is in session (we will not have a reverse side sign to notify when club isn't in session bc seeing that "would make my friends sad")
May 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Back before we had phones we did this kinda shit in our spare time
May 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One bike breaks and another fills the void
May 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Taking these for a spin while watching bedtime TV tonight after an especially rough several days. I wasn't joking about the calming kits 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Totally normal April showers 🙃
April 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM