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honeycunt
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Polish men should experience a holo*****
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love the polish mind, it says things like “the confederacy weren’t the same as the nazis because slaves cost 10x the price of a car”
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The stunning cougar effect
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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eggs will be like "i got like, one good year left in me" and then its the single worst year anyones ever seen
August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sinners is a student film I can’t believe I believed the hype
October 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If u don’t like the new Taylor you should try being married to a beautiful woman
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I helped a polish man screw in a lightbulb, it took 3 hours
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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that's fucked up. only regular powerless people whose identities don't align with christian white supremacy are supposed to get death threats
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Charlie's Restaurant Grapefruit Burger (1988-1988): An unpeeled grapefruit on a burger roll. Round and tasty on a bun, pickles, french fries, yum-yum-yum. In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big, blue head.
December 29, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Sucked my wife to sleep on two continents come
Fuck w me
September 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Obama’s, t4t legends
September 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Polish father-in-law saw me in a bathing suit and said “you’re gorgeous, you look like Amanda Lear”
August 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Coke is a woman’s drug unless used in finance
May 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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when i bottom i snarl like a voracious animal. when i top its like please marry me please marry me pleas
April 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
High as shit listening to vintage carti pretending I’m not 28
April 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Welcome to New York baby!! 50 dollars for a drink that sucks
March 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The solidarity of two white women yelling at the trivia guy about OutKast albums
January 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I don't really care that honey stole referral code money from youtubers
December 28, 2024 at 2:06 PM
just got kissed on the neck twice by my polish father in law - gonna be a good christmas
December 24, 2024 at 11:43 PM
watching babygirl and thinking "that girl is not a baby?"
December 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
pussy is liquor, cock is beer, and ass is a shot
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 AM
to be a woman is to be hungry
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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we were worried about classes being disturbed, so we shut down the university. Problem solved.
May 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM