Just Don't Shoot The Dog
@dontshootthedog.bsky.social
Never-Trumper even before that damnable escalator ride.
Recovered (former) Texan.
#adoptDontShop
#BakingIsMyJam
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Recovered (former) Texan.
#adoptDontShop
#BakingIsMyJam
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Planning ahead, I'm gathering recipes/cooking recommendations.
1,2 -- Jerky (dry rub, smoked)
3 -- reverse sear
1,2 -- Jerky (dry rub, smoked)
3 -- reverse sear
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It's so embarrassing to be a US citizen, and will be for a lonnnng time.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's so embarrassing to be a US citizen, and will be for a lonnnng time.
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Dozy Don cabinet meetings are great. Nothing says the US is back better than ever than even more video documenting an ailing white guy lullabied by a jerk circle of brownnosers
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dozy Don cabinet meetings are great. Nothing says the US is back better than ever than even more video documenting an ailing white guy lullabied by a jerk circle of brownnosers
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“That’s a wall, kid. Strange word, ‘wall’—an old fashioned word—barely anyone uses it any more, but Mexico will pay for it. Squirrels.”
#DependsUndergarments
#DependsUndergarments
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“That’s a wall, kid. Strange word, ‘wall’—an old fashioned word—barely anyone uses it any more, but Mexico will pay for it. Squirrels.”
#DependsUndergarments
#DependsUndergarments
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Trump and Hegseth are both absurdly detached from the real consequences of their actions.
This was always, historically, a problem with monarchs: They were isolated and formed their ideas of reality from flatterers and cunning viziers.
It’s a state belonging to early childhood, palace as nursery.
This was always, historically, a problem with monarchs: They were isolated and formed their ideas of reality from flatterers and cunning viziers.
It’s a state belonging to early childhood, palace as nursery.
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trump and Hegseth are both absurdly detached from the real consequences of their actions.
This was always, historically, a problem with monarchs: They were isolated and formed their ideas of reality from flatterers and cunning viziers.
It’s a state belonging to early childhood, palace as nursery.
This was always, historically, a problem with monarchs: They were isolated and formed their ideas of reality from flatterers and cunning viziers.
It’s a state belonging to early childhood, palace as nursery.
So who wrote the Truth (*gack*) Social posts? There's no way that fucking moron knows the word "kinetic."
🧵 Thread of Boat Strikes💥☠️ by Trump & Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Without Authority, Justice, or Proof of claims.
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💥 9/1/25 ☠️11 Killed : 1st Boat Strike in Caribbean Ocean, alleged to be members of Tren de Aragua cartel
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So who wrote the Truth (*gack*) Social posts? There's no way that fucking moron knows the word "kinetic."
my dog has the right idea
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
my dog has the right idea
Imagine how much better the WORLD would be if only his parents had given him their love.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Imagine how much better the WORLD would be if only his parents had given him their love.
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he's only referring to the "peace" of mind he gets knowing the kompromat on him won't be released right away
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
he's only referring to the "peace" of mind he gets knowing the kompromat on him won't be released right away
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Put Elon in a fucking roomba.
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Put Elon in a fucking roomba.
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Even his shirt wears eyeliner
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Even his shirt wears eyeliner
When toasting your nuts, it's important to set a timer. By the time you smell them, it's usually too late. $10 of pecan halves up in smoke (almost literally). #baking
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When toasting your nuts, it's important to set a timer. By the time you smell them, it's usually too late. $10 of pecan halves up in smoke (almost literally). #baking
Can't stop thinking about this:
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can't stop thinking about this:
For my baking pals here in the Sky, which should I bake for this year's holiday season, stollen or panettone?
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
For my baking pals here in the Sky, which should I bake for this year's holiday season, stollen or panettone?
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
ANYONE proven to rape children or participate in CSAM belongs in jail. Like most normal people, I don't care if they're R, D, I, or apolitical. Due process their perverted asses directly to REAL prison. No country-club jails, no catered lunches, etc.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
I LOVE the smell of panic in the morning.
What Trump fails to understand is, if there are democrats who raped children, I WANT THEM IN JAIL AS WELL.
This is not partisan.
Child rapists belong in jail isn’t a controversial opinion.
What Trump fails to understand is, if there are democrats who raped children, I WANT THEM IN JAIL AS WELL.
This is not partisan.
Child rapists belong in jail isn’t a controversial opinion.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ANYONE proven to rape children or participate in CSAM belongs in jail. Like most normal people, I don't care if they're R, D, I, or apolitical. Due process their perverted asses directly to REAL prison. No country-club jails, no catered lunches, etc.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
Longish thread. Stick with it, people, Seth knows his shit.
(🧵) This thread from a retired journalism professor who helped usher in the era of metajournalism in the 2010s—and has written a book on the relationship between Trump and Epstein as part of his NYT-bestselling Proof Series—explains how to report properly on the Trump-Epstein Scandal.
Here we go.
Here we go.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Longish thread. Stick with it, people, Seth knows his shit.
Lots of "blue" dots in those "red" states, including entire CITIES.
Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lots of "blue" dots in those "red" states, including entire CITIES.
Brand-new recipe book ("The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies," Marissa Rothkopf-Bates) already has battle scars. Relax people, it's just vanilla extract.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Brand-new recipe book ("The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies," Marissa Rothkopf-Bates) already has battle scars. Relax people, it's just vanilla extract.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
Triple chocolate mousse cake I made for a friend who enjoys food with contrasting textures. My attempt to temper and make white, milk, and dark chocolate/raspberry curls ended up with shards, not curls. whadaya gonna do!? btw, the small brown things on top are chocolate pearl sugar, NOT mouse turds!
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Triple chocolate mousse cake I made for a friend who enjoys food with contrasting textures. My attempt to temper and make white, milk, and dark chocolate/raspberry curls ended up with shards, not curls. whadaya gonna do!? btw, the small brown things on top are chocolate pearl sugar, NOT mouse turds!
Early birthday present! I now want to bake ALL THE COOKIES.
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Early birthday present! I now want to bake ALL THE COOKIES.
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
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1. too dumb/fat to get into Regular Army
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
1. too dumb/fat to get into Regular Army
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
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This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.