Sure dork. Is there anything you and your orange daddy haven’t ruined

Sure dork. Why are you ruining the economy with your orange lover?

You don’t have friends dork. Why are you starving your own children dork?

Scale of 1 to 10 dork. How much is this turning you on?

Is it Erika or the couch dork? This is how you spend your time instead of ending the shutdown??

Get to work dork!

Why aren’t you orange like your pedo savior dork?

Looks like this was meant for you dork

No wonder your wife hates you dork

Look at them tiny hands dork. Just got you excited didn’t I?

Maybe less words dork? Will help keep you from lying

Thanks Karen! See that iphone3 you borrowed from your aunt. Try something called Google. Still with me? Now type in “hypocrisy”. I even spelled it for you! Now while you’re at it try “am I in a cult?” I feel like I really helped you today

Like you care about Alaska dork.

Sure dork