DonkeyAnus+Trump=Magic?
@donkeyanustrumpson.bsky.social
Just hear me out. What if Trump AND a donkeys anus....still with me? had a baby. and THAT BABY had a social media account. AND YOU ARE VISITING THAT VERY ACCOUNT!!??
I don’t know. They don’t usually like em if they can almost drive.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t know. They don’t usually like em if they can almost drive.
@JD Vance oh no. Now Mike Johnson is too jealous to reopen the government. Nice work dork
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@JD Vance oh no. Now Mike Johnson is too jealous to reopen the government. Nice work dork
Haha. Bitch
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Haha. Bitch
www.yahoo.com/news/article... WHY IS THIS LEOPARD EATING MY FACE!!!??!?!?!!?!!
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
www.yahoo.com/news/article... WHY IS THIS LEOPARD EATING MY FACE!!!??!?!?!!?!!
I thought Jane Goddall was pro chimp? Now look at her, comparing to a vile creature like the orange pedo king
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I thought Jane Goddall was pro chimp? Now look at her, comparing to a vile creature like the orange pedo king
Trump moomoo coming soon
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trump moomoo coming soon
Straight from the perverted horses mouth. Sorry horses. It’s just an expression!
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Straight from the perverted horses mouth. Sorry horses. It’s just an expression!
@jimmykimmel.com why did you some how do this and can you be blamed?
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
@jimmykimmel.com why did you some how do this and can you be blamed?
No it’s true Timmy. Now let me tell you about windmills
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
No it’s true Timmy. Now let me tell you about windmills
Well if he made a promise. Seems honorable
September 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Well if he made a promise. Seems honorable
Haha fuckers
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Haha fuckers
Orange pedo with a plan
September 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Orange pedo with a plan
WINNING. BIGLY. BIGLY WINNING. small hands can’t hold as much. Method to the madness. Playing chess while we are playing checkers
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
WINNING. BIGLY. BIGLY WINNING. small hands can’t hold as much. Method to the madness. Playing chess while we are playing checkers
More flies. Come on.
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
More flies. Come on.
Can mushroom stems reach 3 inches? Let’s ask Grok. No. The answer is no
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Can mushroom stems reach 3 inches? Let’s ask Grok. No. The answer is no
I thought the onion was satire? Oh well
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I thought the onion was satire? Oh well
Me thinks Bluesky is on the list
September 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Me thinks Bluesky is on the list
We know
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We know
True story
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
True story