DonkeyAnus+Trump=Magic?
@donkeyanustrumpson.bsky.social
Just hear me out. What if Trump AND a donkeys anus....still with me? had a baby. and THAT BABY had a social media account. AND YOU ARE VISITING THAT VERY ACCOUNT!!??
Sure dork. Is there anything you and your orange daddy haven’t ruined
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sure dork. Is there anything you and your orange daddy haven’t ruined
Sure dork. Why are you ruining the economy with your orange lover?
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sure dork. Why are you ruining the economy with your orange lover?
You don’t have friends dork. Why are you starving your own children dork?
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You don’t have friends dork. Why are you starving your own children dork?
Scale of 1 to 10 dork. How much is this turning you on?
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Scale of 1 to 10 dork. How much is this turning you on?
I don’t know. They don’t usually like em if they can almost drive.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t know. They don’t usually like em if they can almost drive.
Is it Erika or the couch dork? This is how you spend your time instead of ending the shutdown??
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is it Erika or the couch dork? This is how you spend your time instead of ending the shutdown??
Get to work dork!
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Get to work dork!
Why aren’t you orange like your pedo savior dork?
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why aren’t you orange like your pedo savior dork?
Looks like this was meant for you dork
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Looks like this was meant for you dork
No wonder your wife hates you dork
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
No wonder your wife hates you dork
Look at them tiny hands dork. Just got you excited didn’t I?
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Look at them tiny hands dork. Just got you excited didn’t I?
Maybe less words dork? Will help keep you from lying
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maybe less words dork? Will help keep you from lying
Like you care about Alaska dork.
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Like you care about Alaska dork.
Sure dork
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Sure dork
@JD Vance oh no. Now Mike Johnson is too jealous to reopen the government. Nice work dork
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@JD Vance oh no. Now Mike Johnson is too jealous to reopen the government. Nice work dork
Haha. Bitch
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Haha. Bitch
www.yahoo.com/news/article... WHY IS THIS LEOPARD EATING MY FACE!!!??!?!?!!?!!
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
www.yahoo.com/news/article... WHY IS THIS LEOPARD EATING MY FACE!!!??!?!?!!?!!
I thought Jane Goddall was pro chimp? Now look at her, comparing to a vile creature like the orange pedo king
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I thought Jane Goddall was pro chimp? Now look at her, comparing to a vile creature like the orange pedo king
Trump moomoo coming soon
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trump moomoo coming soon
Straight from the perverted horses mouth. Sorry horses. It’s just an expression!
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Straight from the perverted horses mouth. Sorry horses. It’s just an expression!
@jimmykimmel.com why did you some how do this and can you be blamed?
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
@jimmykimmel.com why did you some how do this and can you be blamed?
No it’s true Timmy. Now let me tell you about windmills
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
No it’s true Timmy. Now let me tell you about windmills
Dork dork dork….. dork dork … dork dork dork
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Dork dork dork….. dork dork … dork dork dork
Sure dork. Your statement received 4 orange pedo Pinocchios
September 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sure dork. Your statement received 4 orange pedo Pinocchios